WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING??!!

I’m kind of bored with this and haven’t picked it up in days. Should I persevere? Jeez, the last book I read I paused because it was too heavy, and now I want to pause this one because it’s too light 😂

honestly i’m probably going to put this on pause for the time being because it seems to me that if i don’t have the right opinion or if i’m not analyzing this book as everyone does it won’t go over well with fans of this book so i might just stop and save myself the trouble 🥴

"How did he make the eggs so cloudlike?"

Listen here, Kiela. You get a small pot and put a few tablespoons of cold butter in it. Put the pot on high heat, stir the butter until it's just barely melted. Crack a few eggs and stir them up for about 45 seconds. Take the pot off the heat and stir for another 45 seconds. Keep alternating off and on the heat 45 seconds at a time while constantly stirring until the eggs are so fluffy and cloudlike. Then pop in some creme fraiche or cream cheese, melt that into the eggs, and season with onion powder, garlic powder, paprika, salt, pepper, fresh chives.

“For what felt like the hundredth time, Casper sighed.”

Bro me too I’m SICK of this girl

I swear to god if she steals from a bunch of highschoolers

Honestly, no idea what this book is about but I'm already entrapped. Also, Ethel is freaking hilarious.