readwriterepeat's Book Journey

There's literally nothing more I can ask of this book. We have:

-Alien Cowboy/convicted criminal who takes everything way too literally and actually has a compassionate heart of gold despite being villainized and misunderstood ✅ -Human Woman who embarks on wild journey to save herself from her own mistakes and spends a good majority of the book not thinking much about the culture shock of being an alien cowboy arranged to marry a human woman when he's never even seen a human before until it all suddenly clicks before a life-changing dicking ✅ -Cookware used as a weapon 🍳✅ -Alien dick (with bonus features! 🍹) ✅ -Explicit and enthusiastic consent! ✅ -The right amount of world building to make it all FEEL real but without getting in the way of the sexy alien-human romance✅

*Note: I did clock a few typos/punctuation errors, so if you're sensitive about that, be warned.