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There's literally nothing more I can ask of this book. We have:
-Alien Cowboy/convicted criminal who takes everything way too literally and actually has a compassionate heart of gold despite being villainized and misunderstood ✅ -Human Woman who embarks on wild journey to save herself from her own mistakes and spends a good majority of the book not thinking much about the culture shock of being an alien cowboy arranged to marry a human woman when he's never even seen a human before until it all suddenly clicks before a life-changing dicking ✅ -Cookware used as a weapon 🍳✅ -Alien dick (with bonus features! 🍹) ✅ -Explicit and enthusiastic consent! ✅ -The right amount of world building to make it all FEEL real but without getting in the way of the sexy alien-human romance✅
*Note: I did clock a few typos/punctuation errors, so if you're sensitive about that, be warned.
This book delivers exactly what the synopsis suggests. While on a camping trip in the PNW with her Bigfoot-fanatic online buddies, Olivia's crew manages to use a (fake) bigfoot mating call to draw the attention of an actual bigfoot...er, Sas'qet (aka Sasquatch/Squatch). Only, despite the mating call being fake, Squatch-Sean still comes out with his Squ'oner (Squatch 🦴er) swingin' and falls in insta-love with Olivia, proving this to her and the reader by strokin' it in a cave while staring her down and then promptly fleeing the scene.
What comes next, all the angst and confusion and weirdly heartwarming acceptance and dedication made for an enjoyable and lighthearted read. There was enough action and tension to keep the narrative flowing, but reader belief really hinges on our being able to accept O'Donal's version of Sasquatch lore/mythology and not question why she's attracted to a hairy man-beast who keeps getting horny and carrying her off (in much the same way we don't question why we enjoy reading about such topics; we just accept it as fact). The humor felt fitting, geeky and weird, and made the absurdity of the story as a whole feel more authentic.
I docked a star because the smut was certainly good but could have been better, there were some weak/unnecessary characters, and there were a few typos/inconsistencies I noticed within the text. That said, I tend to be more lenient with indie works, so it didn't really bother me that everything wasn't perfect.
I enjoyed this enough that I'll be keeping an eye out for the next installment about Sean's brother, Owen.
I just got to the section where Green is talking about this idea that no one wants to live in a "natural world" hence why we have hospitals, and doctors, and medication. Then he talks about his daughter saying a natural death would probably be dying of old age in your sleep, and now I'm absolutely spiraling thinking about all the things that are natural but also are not because of how we've altered our environments and lifestyle.
Death by car accident? Unnatural but now a natural consequence of daily driving and automobile accessibility.
Death from disease? Natural, but what's unnatural about it is our ability to try and stop, eradicate, or alter said diseases.
Death by anaphylaxis? Natural until we created epipens and medicine to avoid it!
Eaten by a shark? Natural, yet still a tragic accident because "What do you mean you went swimming in the ocean where the sharks are and they didn't like that?"
Struck by lightning? Natural but also unnatural and a tragic accident because we're smart enough to know how to avoid that now.
Anywho, this is how I came to resolidify my belief that we live way too gosh darn long now. Perhaps our very lifespans these days are UNnatural?
I need a nap. 😮💨
Lycanthropy and Other Chronic Illnesses
Kristen O'Neal
Man! I thought for sure the five words people with chronic illness dread were going to be "Have you considered doing yoga?" (I get that all the damn time), but the essential oils one is also real, another pet peeve of mine. Anyone other readers who have a chronic illness/conditions have one you get all the time?
Bride
Ali Hazelwood
What do you mean this isn’t a dual POV? What do you mean I don’t get to know what Lowe was actually thinking and feeling during the scenting or the tub scene? 😭😭😭😭