Cloud bears. I never knew I could fall in love with a fictional creature in one page, but then cloud bears entered my life.

“It’s probably apropos to mention that I instantaneously spin elaborate fantasies about almost every man I ever meet.”

Before I met my husband (but including my husband) same girl, same.

“Their apartment comprises the bottom floor of a two-unit brick building attached to another brick building, attached to another brick building, and so on, et cetera-ing down the highway.”

I’ve never seen this use of “et cetera-ing” but I’m immediately sold that I need to make this part of my vocabulary. It deserves to be a verb.