startripper's Book Journey

If my review isn't enough do deter you from this read, here are a few quotes that stood out to me, that I'd like to share :

First category : description of coochie

moistening love muffin

her pleasure taco

Second category : honestly who says that ?

"I was all horned up for a Tinder date, and your boss is lame. You gonna show me your dicks or what?"

"Oh! That's why you're always going on about bananas. You want me to unpeel you."

Third category : is this supposed to turn me on ?

snail-trailed his way up her body

Like the minions' bodies, their dicks were all head

Shrunken Pim did a lap around her ear canal with his tongue, getting it nice and wet, then stood and shoved his snack-sized weiner into the side of her head. She almost pulled away, but realized that it felt just like sticking a Q-tip in her ear after a long day – mmm, relief.

Don't get me wrong, you're very much allowed to be into ear play like, you go ahead and be your freaky self, we don't kink shame here. But the writing was 🤮 imo

Finally what is a fucky feeling ? Wdym you're left with a fucky feeling after that ?