Recs if you like The Baker's Forced Breading...

Looking for romance & erotica with 🍆-to-🍆 action? Glide into the world of frotting with these sexy queer reads!

Frotting—a form of frottage (the sexual act of rubbing one’s body on something) like tribbing & scissoring—involves two or more 🐔s rubbing together.

With this list, frolic into frotting across subgenres, from monster erotica to sports romance.

Have any recs, especially those featuring non-cisgender 🍆? Slide them into the comments!

I thought I'd slide in here with my first list. This is for substances not labeled specifically for sexual lubrication. Think butter, blood, coffee syrup, sewing machine oil. Desperate times! 🧈🍯🩸 I’ve included coconut oil mentions, even though that’s pretty standard lube. I’ve omitted spit. Recs welcome!

If I had a nickle for every time a book about milk and minotaurs ended up on my TBR because of book social media, I’d have 2 nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

This is dedicated to the weird AF romance/erotic books I’ve come across.

erotic ≠ smutty (necessarily) it just may be erotically charged (ie Lobster)

submissions welcome

//PLEASE CHECK TW BEFORE READING ANY OF THESE BOOKS - READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION//

books where workplaces or locations are not compliant with osha standards or they become not compliant with osha standards during the events of the book disclaimer: whether or not these are actual osha violations is unknown but they are osha violations in my heart please don't arrest me mister us government

Sometimes a monster romance really hits the spot, especially when you're in the mood for something extra tasty. Big bodies, big appetites, big loads, these creatures are packing a little something extra to titillate your taste buds, often in copious amounts. A delicious deluge, if you will.

Romance and erotica where the 💦 tastes like 🍬🥛🥥🥜🌰 or anything beyond the expected.

Ever read a book a gone 😟 when they describe the size of the sexual hotdogs? Me too. These batter-slingers are just a shade too large to be feasibly enjoyable, surely…

An ever growing list of concerningly large meat tubes which get put in seemingly too small orifices 🍆 🕳️🥕

read at your own risk

These men crave the sweet milk that their partner produce, some will even go to extreme lengths for it.

always open for suggestions