Recs if you like Pounded by Poseidon: A Sentient Object Romance...

sentient erotica/romance (Original Sentient List Curator) you know you wanna know about it 😉 (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)

who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.

please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!

Books with weird, strange, absurd, or just hilarious titles Please comment your own suggestions

Ever read a book a gone 😟 when they describe the size of the sexual hotdogs? Me too. These batter-slingers are just a shade too large to be feasibly enjoyable, surely…

An ever growing list of concerningly large meat tubes which get put in seemingly too small orifices 🍆 🕳️🥕

Here's a list of a bunch of books with sentient beings, from doors, to pillows, to candy! All of these are probably very very smutty, because why else would someone write about being in love with a sentient pumpkin? I also haven't read all of these, so don't be too sure that they're good! Enjoy 🤗🔥🚪🍬🧸 PS: Holly Wilde is insane for these

Literally!

I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence

(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)