Recs if you like Railing the Railing: A Sentient Object Romance (Objects of Desire Book 3)...

sentient erotica/romance (Original Sentient List Curator) you know you wanna know about it 😉 (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)

When tree lovers get loved back by the objects of their affection. These smutty selections include tree shifters, dryads, puppets, doors, and more! As long as it's made of wood, we're good.

Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.

I am not responsible for what happens while reading these 🙃

Literally!

I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence

(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)