Recs if you like Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires, #2)...

compliments and credit for this incredible idea go to @leshka.

has this ever happened to you? do you read a bunch of smutty smut and feel guilty bc it’s not “proper books”? well, do i have a answers for you!

find below a curated list of smutty smut titles paired with complimentary classics and/or nonfiction smarty books to make your brain bigger!*

*individual bigger brain results may vary

🚧this list is under construction🚧

Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.

I am not responsible for what happens while reading these 🙃

who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.

please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!

Ever read a book a gone 😟 when they describe the size of the sexual hotdogs? Me too. These batter-slingers are just a shade too large to be feasibly enjoyable, surely…

An ever growing list of concerningly large meat tubes which get put in seemingly too small orifices 🍆 🕳️🥕

Romance books or Erotica that are on the weirder side or really unconventual. I'm talking bunny aliens, sentient objects and more. You have been warned. (recommend other weirder romances for me to read and add to the list especially if you just wanna know what happens without having to read it lol)

tried to get all their books from regular shows and the live show & patreon episodes on here - if i’ve forgotten any of them, please lmk!!

Literally!

I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence

(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)