Recs if you like Bad Beehavior...

chest hair, the happy trail, armpit hair, and the ever elusive bush 🥴 this list is a compilation of smutty books with descriptions or mentions of body hair. because there is nothingggg NOTHING!!!! more primal and sexy than hairy people going at it 😌 if you have suggestions or if you've seen the mythical bush, pLEASE LET ME KNOW I'M ON MY KNEES!! i want to normalize body hair so bad 🥺 will only list first in series to keep things in check! body hair types listed in the comments

sentient erotica/romance (Original Sentient List Curator) you know you wanna know about it 😉 (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)

Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.

I am not responsible for what happens while reading these 🙃

who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.

please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!

insect monster romances to turn you into a love bug 🕷️🦎🐝🐛🐜🦂 these bugs dont just belong in the garden but in your bed too

🧎‍➡️so get on your knees and crawl for these creepy crawlies🧎

Put on your spacesuits and get ready to galaxy hop into some filthy alien smut! These romance / erotica reads have monstrous aliens eager to show their lovers a good time. 😈

Not interested in human-looking aliens with a colorful spray tan? You’re in the right list! All books here feature aliens that are weird, monstrous, and truly out of this world. 🔥

For interconnected series, only book 1 is listed. Open to recs!

when the penis comes equipped with vibrator capabilities 🤩🤩

these authors are def bringing it with their “hear me out”s

pls find a selection of ours below:

@alexz - Foghorn Leghorn @maomi - Entei from Pokémon @whippedstitchreads - that busty ass tree from The Last Unicorn @vasilissa - Thursday @erintripsey - Gill from Finding Nemo @kittygoons - Marlin from Finding Nemo @patricia.is.booked - Kovu from The Lion King II @valouz - Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean

always taking suggestions and feel free to share your hear me out in the comments.

Why settle when you can have a monster obsessed with you.

Monster, Mermen, Alien, Entity, Demons, Vampires, Wolf, Orc, ect.

Horror, Fantasy, Romance, and Smut.

Straight & queer

Standalone & series Only first books in series were added because why would you read a second book if you didn't like the first.

Literally!

I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence

(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)