After the super fun times of the first two stories, I had high expectations.

But this one was a little too dude bro, frat guy vibe for me. So I couldn't get around Chad and Derek's lines. For example:
" My name is Chad, but you can call me cuppy... what's your name,or should I just call ya babe?"

But here are some of my fave moments:

" his straw c*ck practically began me to put my lips on it and drink. Girths and long, his cuphold wobbles in front of me. "

"Words of affirmation are my love language, and his words of praise shoot straight to my lustful c..t. I'm wetter than a cheap tumbler knock-off tips over and spills out of its ill-fitting lid."

"As the espresso machine of his dick hole shoots streams of his essence..."

"He tastes delicious. My tastes vids buzz from his caffeinated cum drops."

The writing is truly creative. I'm not going to lie. These puns had me rolling.


Here are some fun quotes as well:

"You know, only good girls get to drink from my straw."

 "Look at me while I decorate this froth all over you, my delightful caffeine cutie."

"Tell me I taste better than any coffee you've had before"


It was definitely an interesting read, but it just didn't have the magic of the others. 

But if you like your dude bros this is the book for you because "like the culture container's they are,my mugs high five each other, turning us into a living Eiffel tower"