There is a big muddy elephant in the room and it's messing up my furniture. The elephant's name is Good Omens is Good But Do I Want My Favorite Book to Be Authored By a Dead Man and Neil Gaiman? (Its mother must not have liked the elephant much.) So I must find a new book. Maybe a scary one that scares the elephant away or one so great it makes the elephant slightly insecure and it quietly leaves. Anyways here are some candidates! They will be removed if I read them and dislike them.