welcome to the house tour, our guides will take you on a journey you’ll never forget (unless you get enchanted).

if you feel a lurch, try not to panic, the house is going for a walk — the guides have motion sickness wards. do try not to vomit on the rugs, neither the guides nor the houses will thank you for that.

in case of emergency be polite, none of the houses on this tour appreciate attitude. oh and mind your head. t&c’s apply. read the small print. viewer discretion advised.