English Major Humiliation Ritual

For pretentious academics, by pretentious academics, against pretentious academics.

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created by Piranesi

last updated August, 2026

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ayzrules

Wait the name of this list is killing me lmaooo

PiranesiOP

thank you; i feel very deeply that english majors deserve to be humiliated ✊✊✊

PiranesiOP

what kind of world would it be if they were just allowed to use their em-dashes and semicolons unrestrained? nightmare

ayzrules

🫨🫨🫨 one can only imagine

cabeiro

I’m frightened 🫣

horseheaux

obsessed w this list

PiranesiOP

lol thank you! as a recovering english major, i strongly believe we need to be kept in check

horseheaux

yes but also in an evolving literary landscape ruled by romantasy and published fanfic i feel like we have earned the right to cling tight to these books like a life raft lol

PiranesiOP

real!

cabeiro

This burned onto a slab of wood and hung above my bed 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

cabeiro

An immaculate selection ✨

PiranesiOP

thank you legend 🙏

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