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CautionFloors

Pretentious reader (and enjoyer) of classics, random trash and all the inbetween. (he/him)

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Metro 2033 (Metro, #1)
Ansichten eines Clowns
The Visit: A Tragi-Comedy
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Das Kommunistische Manifest. Die verspätete Aktualität des Kommunistischen
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A Tale for the Time Being
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A Field Guide to Lies and Statistics: A Neuroscientist on How to Make Sense of a Complex World
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    Enjoyment: 1.5Quality: 2.5Characters: 1.5Plot: 1.0
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    Sooo...finally done. This is a testimony to human creativity, to all it's glorious and frightning extend. It confirms my theory though, that no matter what weird idea you come up with, someone has written it (not that I thought of bread peens, but someone surely has). If I would have to read it without the forum and community, I would'nt have enjoyed it one bit. (Especially the non-con aspect of it.) Thanks guys for making it less of a fear-inducing read :) I even have to admit, that a few times I really had to laugh at the puns or whacky moments. Sometimes my jaw was just dropping at what the heck was happening. In the end, it's exactly what it says on the tin, the tags and warnings are 100% accurate. I will never see some food items the same again. Extra virgin Award-winning frosted cupcakes Donut-holes Baguettes rising in the oven The list goes on.

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    Sooo...finally done. This is a testimony to human creativity, to all it's glorious and frightning extend. It confirms my theory though, that no matter what weird idea you come up with, someone has written it (not that I thought of bread peens, but someone surely has). If I would have to read it without the forum and community, I would'nt have enjoyed it one bit. (Especially the non-con aspect of it.) Thanks guys for making it less of a fear-inducing read :) I even have to admit, that a few times I really had to laugh at the puns or whacky moments. Sometimes my jaw was just dropping at what the heck was happening. In the end, it's exactly what it says on the tin, the tags and warnings are 100% accurate. I will never see some food items the same again. Extra virgin Award-winning frosted cupcakes Donut-holes Baguettes rising in the oven The list goes on.

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    I swear it's still in there 91% (page 71)

    Ciabatta peered into Gids’ hole and slid his hand in, feeling him up inside. Then he pulled out and said proudly. "Looks like that’s all of them. You did great, sweetie-pie."

    No but seriously, where did that virbator go????

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    Thoughts from 91% (page 71)

    "Crust me,” Ciabatta said. “Relax your glutens"

    I am almost through, but the birthing scene began and I am again frightened at the thought of it (but at least the puns are still slappin')

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    Flirting? 85% (page 66)

    "Good gifts should be followed by good cream pies,” (...) "Did you read that off the internet?” Gids sniped. “Yes.”

    What kinda pickup line is that 🦘

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    Ciabattas upbringing 87% (page 68)

    "Obviously he was f'cked in the head, if that was how he had grown up. Gids didn’t know why he hadn’t realized it before."

    There is people out there that didn't grow up only in a cardboard box and they're still like that.... But what am I saying, I'm reading about a baker with a bread peen and little gingerbread babies 🍪 (And other things happening 🥖🍩)

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    Flirting? 85% (page 66)

    "Good gifts should be followed by good cream pies,” (...) "Did you read that off the internet?” Gids sniped. “Yes.”

    What kinda pickup line is that 🦘

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    A new Ga(y)ming console /82% (page 64)

    Not the GayStation 69 😭

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