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MelonCat

Here for swashbuckling adventures and feet-kicking romance ⚔️🥰 Bonus points for sassy cats 😼 Easily distracted by mind-bending comedy 🐬 | she/her - 1993 - autistic | Current ratings under review

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Romantasy Starter Pack Vol I
Universe Quest: Maasverse
Level 5
My Taste
Heir of Fire (Throne of Glass, #3)
Sorcery of Thorns (Sorcery of Thorns, #1)
A Court of Mist and Fury (A Court of Thorns and Roses, #2)
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)
Not in Love
Reading...
The Score (Off-Campus, #3)
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One Dark Window (The Shepherd King, #1)
85%
A Court of Thorns and Roses (A Court of Thorns and Roses #1)
47%

Post from the Pagebound Club forum

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    Dirty talking FMC recs 🫦

    I'm making a list and need some recs please. There are loads of Romance books with dirty talking MMCs but what about filthy mouthed FMCs? I've noticed in M/M books both MCs tend to talk dirty which is ✨fun✨, but in M/F books the FMC often just sticks to moans and responses to the MMC's dirty talk (Probably because the female author thinks it's easier for the reader to self-insert. Screw that.)

    All recs are welcome as long as there is an FMC with a dirty mouth. I could really use some F/F recs as I want this list to cater to everyone. Poly/why choose/harem all welcome.

    Here's the list so far🔗She's got a dirty mouth 🫦 - Dirty talking FMCs

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    The Score (Off-Campus, #3)

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    MelonCat commented on felixirofthegods's review of Invasive Species II: Taken

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  • Invasive Species II: Taken
    felixirofthegods
    May 19, 2026
    3.5
    Enjoyment: 4.0Quality: 2.5Characters: 2.5Plot: 3.5
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    Never in my lifetime did I expect to read these words in a published work:

    "Her hooha was winking in Morse Code to the dick"

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  • The Year We Fell Down (The Ivy Years, #1)
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    Post from the The Deal (Off-Campus, #1) forum

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    They've updated the book to be culturally relevant 🤢 I haven't read this book in years but I started watching the series and thought I would check it out again. I had my suspicions on page 2 because she mentioned Jennifer Lawrence, but I guess she has been around that long. However, they just mentioned watching Ted Lasso which wasn't out till 2020. Why!? Just leave the book alone. Kids watch Stranger Things which is fake set in the 80s, I think they can handle an out of date TV reference 😤

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