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anaconda

opinionated yapper with a tbr too long for one lifetime ✶ 22 ✶ german cultural anthropology & english student

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Universe Quest: Rick Riordanverse
Made for the Movies
Winter 2026 Readalong
My Taste
Psycho Devils (Cruel Shifterverse, #5)
Us Dark Few (Us Dark Few #1)
The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse
The Kiss Quotient (The Kiss Quotient, #1)
The Song of Achilles
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Project Hail Mary
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Whispers of the Deep (Deep Waters, #1)
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  • Cupcakes for My Orc Enemy (Fairhaven Falls, #1; Sweet Monster Treats, #3)
    anaconda
    Feb 27, 2026
    DNF
    2.0
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    Holy fragile masculinity!

    To quote a goodreads review

    When I choose a dark romance, I expect an alphahole. When I choose a book with a pink cartoon cover called Cupcakes for My Orc Enemy I'm not expecting a poster child for Fragile Masculinity™ who throws misogynist tantrums.

    This is how I felt! I dont like alphahole mmcs and i dont like fragile crybaby mmcs and somehow, Grondar is both!

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    Cupcakes for My Orc Enemy (Fairhaven Falls, #1; Sweet Monster Treats, #3)

    Cupcakes for My Orc Enemy (Fairhaven Falls, #1; Sweet Monster Treats, #3)

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  • Batman: The Fall and the Fallen
    WE GET IT

    Every fucken book in this back half of the Tom King run on Batman is just stuffed with boring, dead white guy poetry. WE GET IT, TOM, YOU GOT AN ENGLISH DEGREE.

    As someone who's spent three decades running and participating in poetry communities, Tom King might have the most excruciating taste in poetry of anyone I've ever read.

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  • Technically Speaking
    anaconda
    Feb 27, 2026
    4.0
    Enjoyment: 4.5Quality: 4.0Characters: 4.0Plot: 3.5
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    The romance took a backseat in this, while the spotlight was definitely on Vee and her son. It is much less a story about a single mother falling in love and rather about a woman finding the life she was owed.

    At least in the audio version there is no internal monologue for most of the book, so the romance felt very tame and slow burn but also natural,which I actuallyreally liked. I didn’t love the whole subplot that he was already engaged but still falling for Vee but it wasn’t awful.

    The audio version is also a full cast narration with sound effects, which I loved!

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    the least realistic thing about this book is that a man would notice someone wearing the same outfit as last time he saw them

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  • What’s your latest ‘that line gave me the ick’?

    Just read the line ‘My shoulders move up and down, unable to hold back my laughter.’

    I pictured her shrugging her shoulders up and down with her laughter and cringed so hard.

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  • Stupid Cupid (Nebraska Knights #1)
    anaconda
    Feb 27, 2026
    DNF
    2.5
    Enjoyment: Quality: Characters: 2.5Plot:
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    dnf at 24%

    I can’t exactly put my finger on it but between the “good american citizen” comment, the cop brother, describing women as ball and chain, ‘small town values,’ and sexually harassing random women, this mmc is just a tad too republican for me.

    The plot also just didn’t make much sense to me. She hates being seen as someone desperate for love by the public, so she joins a dating show where everyone will see her being desperate for love? Eh.

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    Stupid Cupid (Nebraska Knights #1)

    Stupid Cupid (Nebraska Knights #1)

    Ellie Hall

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  • Cozy for the Holidays
    anaconda
    Feb 26, 2026
    3.5
    Enjoyment: 4.0Quality: 3.5Characters: 3.0Plot: 3.5
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    A sweet story that was nice to listen to while I was working. Towards the end I got a bit frustrated as both characters made the the conscious decision to part ways only to then be upset that they are apart. Third act breakups frustrate me.

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    why is teddy hamilton all up in my ear, talking about getting rid of a TIFFANY LAMP

    this is blasphemous

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