-Based on the hit Booktok Romantasy Satire Series!-From Amazon #1 Kindle Store Bestselling Epic Fantasy Author Evan Pickering-"I can't stop laughing, and its better than all the romantasy books I read. Why am I so invested?" -Everyone on Tiktok-"It's barely satire at all," -Also everyone on Tiktok-"Oh god I can't breathe please help," -Also also everyone on TiktokAlleria was just a simple, sexually legal orphan bear huntress girl from the Idiot Farmer Realm, forced to take care of her thirteen younger sisters after her parents tragically died in a cart accident. But one fateful day she chases a bear through the archway of Not-Like-Other-Girls and ends up transported to the Faerie realm, only to be tried for her crimes of being there when she's not supposed to. Her punishment? She must become the fiancée-captive of the brooding and mysterious 400,000 year old Prince Darkeyes Sixpack. But he has a dark, secret, definitely sexy and not toxic past, and his hatred for her can't be contained, least of all when they are forced to be together in the One Bed Trope Inn. Despite their hatred for each other and Alleria's youthful, plain-yet-incredibly-sexy tiny bird body, this 399,982 year age gap will do nothing to stop the passion welling up deep inside them, and the dangers they face as the dark secrets hidden in the Faerie realm come to light.You've read the books, you know the tropes, now get ready to get thrown into the fryer laughing until you can't breathe, all the while finding unexpected joy and meaning in this whimsical spicy fantasy tale that aims to give you a newfound love and appreciation of life, romance, and everything. After all, what's life all about if we can't laugh at ourselves and learn to love and appreciate this messy chaotic world we have, faerie or otherwise?