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Just a girl using the same scale for classic literature as she does for ungodly smut šŸ˜ŒšŸ“šā­ļø 23 | she/her

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter, #6)
The Hobbit (The Lord of the Rings, #0)
Giovanni's Room
Persuasion
Until the World Falls Down
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Far From the Madding Crowd
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Nocticadia
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Emily Wilde’s Compendium of Lost Tales: Emily Wilde
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    Thoughts from 1% (page 9)

    NO BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

    ā€œFor unbeknownst to Lieutenant Christ, they had been summoned there by correspondence from the churchā€

    Guys does it get better I can’t with this name

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    NO BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

    ā€œFor unbeknownst to Lieutenant Christ, they had been summoned there by correspondence from the churchā€

    Guys does it get better I can’t with this name

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  • The Honey Witch
    TrineJCederlof
    Jun 26, 2025
    1.0
    Enjoyment: Quality: Characters: Plot:

    Had to put it in DNF pile after less than a hundred pages.
    The graphic artist did an amazing job on the cover. I definitely judged this book by its cover. Wish I hadn't.
    (I'm sure Sydney J. Shields is lovely, I blame the publishers and editors)

    The first thing that bothered me, was the Content Warning, as I've never come across such a thing before and I was struck by how both author and publisher thinks so very low of the readers emotional intelligence, that we would need to know beforehand, that there are for example bee stings in this book...
    BEE STINGS?!
    We are warned of triggers for bee stings, but not the fact, that the first chapters give us a villain witch who is trying to murder a child..?!
    Most of the content warnings are also spoilers, so congrats for making me not want to read it now...
    I understand that this is an American and UK thing; the sensibilities of newer generations making publishers caution everything, in fear of offending, rather than let the young'ens experience the world and all the cruelties in it.
    Could you imagine, if there was a content warning on Halfblood Prince warning readers of Death of Friend and Death of Old Mentor? There would have been an outrage!
    Put a content warning on books with SA, suicide and violent and psychological abuse, by all means, but tattoos, bee stings and dead grandma? Those are facts of life.

    I did try to read it though and was then offended by the uncultural appropriation that is an American trying to write a story is a whimsical, magical, historical Europe and doing it badly. The author might have Irish and English heritage, most pale Americans are a mix of all sorts of European immigrants and claim cultural heritage all the time, but in one of her first attempts to give us a magical creature, she uses an OLD NORSE word "landvƦttir" for a nature spirit, rather than use the multitude of folklore that exists in the British Isles, specially in Ireland, where real islands known as Innisfree are located, as well as the lake island of Inishfree in Yeats' poem.
    If you're going to write about landvƦttƭr, write about Iceland or Sweden, not Ireland...

    The publishers also try to market the book as "Bridgerton meets Practical Magic", where they must mean the Netflix series, not the Bridgerton books, since the colourblindness is a visual feature from Shondaland, because no actual regency era story will depict an aristocratic Europe without racism and the economics of slavery and colonialism.
    I can accept a parallel world, where villages are colourblind and queer friendly in historic times, but then market it as such. Don't lie to the readers, we are, for the most part across the pond, more educated than that. (I write modern themes in classic settings too, but I'm honest about it being a parallel fictional world, not reimagined history)
    I will accept the Practical Magic reference, because the author is truly inspired by this (much better) story, but I can't tell if she's actually read the books, or just seen the film. Both are great and inspirational!

    And then there is the writing. It's too much telling, not showing and I swear chapter 3 and chapter 5 are basically the same; "You're a wizard Harry... I want to protect my daughter from magic! But you can't, she's special and must fulfill her destiny! But no! But yes! Mom, I'm old enough to make my own choices! But no! But yes!"
    Two chapters on this.

    This book is written by gen z for gen alpha and I'm not having it.
    Grow up,
    best regards
    Nordic Gen X childrens and youths author, who kills parents without content warnings

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  • The Honey Witch
    folkoftheair
    Aug 09, 2025
    0.5
    Enjoyment: 1.0Quality: Characters: 0.5Plot: 0.5

    i finished this book forever ago and i’ve genuinely been unable to stop thinking about it for the past like two months. not because i loved it, but because this is by far the absolute worst book i’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. this book feels like something i would’ve written and been proud of in the 5th grade. it truly shocks me to my core that this is a published work. i think i read all the way through out of nothing but sheer spite and disbelief.

    some of my gripes include but are not limited to:

    • the plot being stagnant and generally making zero sense

    • the setting in which everyone is somehow simultaneously extremely misogynistic and conservative but still gay allies

    • the main character being an insufferable pick me, getting called out on it, and still proceeding to have absolutely no character development in nearly 400 pages.

    • the almost cartoonishly one dimensional cast of characters and incredibly tepid relationship between the two girls

    • special shout out to the shockingly hysterical sex scene in which one girl dies as soon as she climaxes. the sole reason this book received one singular star in enjoyment and not a zero

    i will give the author her flowers where they’re due; i will not be able to stop thinking about this book for a long time. if this book has no haters that means i’ve died. this book made me homophobic towards my own community, and the author has for sure made an enemy out of me. i am truly shocked by how much hatred i now know im capable of experiencing

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  • Ensnared (Brutes of Bristlebrook, #1)
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    My inner feminist is shaking her head in disgust at me. I’m shaking my head in disgust at me. But like… 🫔🫢😶

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  • Help me find the book to romanticise my life!

    Hello! I have a bit of a fun challenge for you guys - aka i am desperate, so I thought I’d come to the one place I think can really help me out 😌 I’m looking for a book to essentially represent me and my partner in this period of our life, and would love some hyper-specific recs to romanticise my life. I’ll dot point the requirements for ease of reading - ā€˜I would have written a shorter letter, but I didn’t have time’ 😐

    —MF romantic leads (no sexuality preference besides that they are into each other at the very least)

    — University / academic setting ! Bonus points if it’s a historical university with dark academia vibes 😌

    — Either a student x professor situation, or both students

    — Smut preferable, kink encouraged (also happy with romance-heavy, sexual tension etc. if not full blown smut lol)

    — Fantasy and non-fantasy are appreciated equally

    Context on MY life if anyone is feeling extra generous and is able to match a book to my life in an even greater capacity lol:

    I’m doing my clinical masters in psych, he’s doing his PhD in environmental science. He is also a tutor/lecturer, has how own office, etc (I do not 😔) - hence the professor x student being acceptable lol. I mostly love and read themes like dark and light academia, cosy fantasy, castles, potions, magic, cottages, countryside, the usual shebang (I’m a simple creature hehe), but would also love some non-fantasy recs that I wouldn’t normally go for, given that they are along any of the lines mentioned.

    Thank you so much in advance for anyone willing to take on my request - I’ll owe my life to anyone who finds me a book to obsess over 😌😌

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  • Emily Wilde’s Map of the Otherlands (Emily Wilde, #2)
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    Enjoyment: 4.0Quality: 4.5Characters: 3.5Plot: 3.5

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  • Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries (Emily Wilde, #1)
    Poe 😭

    Poe heals my Dobby-less heart. I’d die for you, by the way.

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  • Help me find the book to romanticise my life!

    Hello! I have a bit of a fun challenge for you guys - aka i am desperate, so I thought I’d come to the one place I think can really help me out 😌 I’m looking for a book to essentially represent me and my partner in this period of our life, and would love some hyper-specific recs to romanticise my life. I’ll dot point the requirements for ease of reading - ā€˜I would have written a shorter letter, but I didn’t have time’ 😐

    —MF romantic leads (no sexuality preference besides that they are into each other at the very least)

    — University / academic setting ! Bonus points if it’s a historical university with dark academia vibes 😌

    — Either a student x professor situation, or both students

    — Smut preferable, kink encouraged (also happy with romance-heavy, sexual tension etc. if not full blown smut lol)

    — Fantasy and non-fantasy are appreciated equally

    Context on MY life if anyone is feeling extra generous and is able to match a book to my life in an even greater capacity lol:

    I’m doing my clinical masters in psych, he’s doing his PhD in environmental science. He is also a tutor/lecturer, has how own office, etc (I do not 😔) - hence the professor x student being acceptable lol. I mostly love and read themes like dark and light academia, cosy fantasy, castles, potions, magic, cottages, countryside, the usual shebang (I’m a simple creature hehe), but would also love some non-fantasy recs that I wouldn’t normally go for, given that they are along any of the lines mentioned.

    Thank you so much in advance for anyone willing to take on my request - I’ll owe my life to anyone who finds me a book to obsess over 😌😌

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  • Emily Wilde's Encyclopaedia of Faeries (Emily Wilde, #1)
    Poe 😭

    Poe heals my Dobby-less heart. I’d die for you, by the way.

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  • To Kill a Mockingbird
    Names

    I love the names in this book. I even named my first born Scout.

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