weird romance/erotic books
If I had a nickle for every time a book about milk and minotaurs ended up on my TBR because of book social media, I’d have 2 nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
This is dedicated to the weird AF romance/erotic books I’ve come across.
erotic ≠ smutty (necessarily) it just may be erotically charged (ie Lobster)
submissions welcome
//PLEASE CHECK TW BEFORE READING ANY OF THESE BOOKS - READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION//






I love Objects
sentient erotica/romance (Original Sentient List Curator) you know you wanna know about it 😉 (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)






Dirty Dendrophiles
When tree lovers get loved back by the objects of their affection. These smutty selections include tree shifters, dryads, puppets, doors, and more! As long as it's made of wood, we're good.






Romancing the Inanimate
Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.
I am not responsible for what happens while reading these 🙃






Sentient Smut
who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.
please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!






Submissive, pathetic, whimpering men
For those with exquisite taste
Begging required, kneeling and tears optional






"Don't tell my mom"
thank you to @joycebari and @vasilissa inspiring the list to be created! we listen and we are indeed casting judgment. Books that your loved ones will never see you read....readers be aware






Reading Smut
a collection of the "smut of the month" books featured on the Reading Smut podcast hosted by Brea Grant and Mallory O'Meara. "a show about spicy books and the people who love them!"






Reading Smut Podcast Readalongs
All the books covered on the monthly deep-dive episodes of the Reading Smut podcast. More will be added as episodes drop.






Books Represented by Lexi (NewlyNova)
For those of you who subscribe to newlynova on either YouTube or TikTok, I have compiled a list of books that she has mentioned in her videos






If it's weird I volunteer 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
Romance books or Erotica that are on the weirder side or really unconventual. I'm talking bunny aliens, sentient objects and more. You have been warned. (recommend other weirder romances for me to read and add to the list especially if you just wanna know what happens without having to read it lol)






Sentient Romances 🫣💕🔞
Here's a list of a bunch of books with sentient beings, from doors, to pillows, to candy! All of these are probably very very smutty, because why else would someone write about being in love with a sentient pumpkin? I also haven't read all of these, so don't be too sure that they're good! Enjoy 🤗🔥🚪🍬🧸 PS: Holly Wilde is insane for these






Books from "Reading Smut" podcast
Books that have been read and discussed on the Podcast "Reading Smut" hosted by Brea Grant and Mallory O’Meara.
I started listening to this podcast in June of 2024, and by October I started actually reading some of the books they cover on the podcast. This list is for me to keep track of which books I have and have not read from their podcast.
If you like romance this podcast is for you, they cover it all, and if they haven't covered your niche yet, i know it is coming in the future.






Clutch My Pearls Pod
tried to get all their books from regular shows and the live show & patreon episodes on here - if i’ve forgotten any of them, please lmk!!






Date Everything!
Literally!
I haven’t read any of these, I’m just fascinated by their existence
(I have seen accounts of people actually enjoying these, so they’re worth a shot!)






Monster Fudgin'
Tentacles, tails, scales and every inhuman thing inbetween!






My favourite object romances
Sentient object romances that YOU need to read






Delightfully Unhinged <3
A collection of unhinged tales that are remarkably delightful.
Why you ask? I say, why not.
(It was a rabbit hole I fell into instead of doing chores... You're welcome...I think.)
Updating!






Improper use of...🌶





