how to be a dog

🐶 books involving the perspective of a dog 🐕

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created by maomi

last updated October, 2026

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ruiconteur

i had to take a second look at your username to make sure i didn't read this wrong 😂

maomiOP

when i’ve asked my friends if i would be a dog or a cat my girl friends said i would be a dog and my guy friends said i would be a cat lmao

ruiconteur

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help?? what is this gendered personality divide lmfao

maomiOP

idk 🫣🫣 girls are just so much cooler than guys (but also one of the guys has tried to mansplain to me about the human body before and i’m like bro stfu you’re an accountant and i have a masters in medicine you are embarrassing yourself)

ruiconteur

i'm crying that's so stupid 😂😂 what on earth does he think he's accounting over there lol human bones?

maomiOP

he was trying to explain why he breathes faster when he’s congested and i’m like dude your spo2 is fine your alveoli are functioning you are just physically uncomfortable

ruiconteur

LMAOOOO GET HIM 😂😂 no but imagine trying to mansplain someone's job to them?? when will i ever have the confidence of a mediocre man 😩

maomiOP

it’s the audacity waugh 😭😭😭

ruiconteur

woof 😭😭