So, last night I was reading and there was a line that flawed me for a hot second. Then it made me think. The line was: "N, E, S, W. Or Never Eat Soggy Waffles, as her tutor use to say." I was stunned! I live I Australia, and we learnt a similar expression, except it's weet-bix. Never Eat Soggy Weet-bix. For those of you playing at home, Weet-bix are a type of breakfast food, they're a bar of wheat and other such foods, that you serve with milk, honey, fruit, sugar or yoghurt. I'm wondering if anywhere else in the world has another version of this, because, of course they do! I just never thought about it 😂 So, please tell me where you are from and how you say it, or if this is just weird you y'all just say North East South & West.

EDIT! I just remembered, all the kids would say "never entertain sexy women" once they were "old enough" (over 10)

in honour of the new stats release I would love to know how much you yap 😂 I fear I’m a certified yapper: 56 posts, 1189 comments in April 💀

How do you do it? I'm doing it right now as a challenge to myself to juggle two stories. I think for me it's more of a discomfort with the unfinished... Or possibly the different vibes from the books that makes it uncomfortable for me. What I want to know is... How many books have you read simultaneously and what, if any, was your limit? I'm curious!

Recently, (well, just today actually) I started looking through my house to look for physical books to read over the summer, since I am trying to get my physical TBR in, and putting ebooks on hold. Mostly. I'll still read ebooks just not as much. Anyway, that's beside the point. I was grabbing books off of shelves and flipping through them when I remembered a horrifying experience I had when I was about 12 or 13. I had bought a book from Barnes and Nobles with a $30 gift card I had gotten from my grandma for Christmas. I forgot the exact title of the book, but it was a nonfiction paranormal story kind of thing. Teaching you about the different kinds of spirits and whatnot. Anyway, a couple months later, I took the book off my shelf and opened it. And what do you know, I saw a spi- I'm sorry. I can't type the word. I just got shudders. 🥴🥴 I have severe arachnophobia guys. Bear with me. I saw a 🕷️. With the long legs and everything. Nevertheless, I did what any sensible girl would do and shrieked and threw the entire book into the garbage. And I didn't looked back. Anyhow, now I'm trying to overcome my fear of opening a book and seeing a spi** between the pages. Feel bad for me😔. It just made me think of this post! So. Have any of you guys ever had terrifying experiences like this? And not things like you saw a library book dog eared. I want traumatic events. Things that scarred you for life. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

With today being the last day of April (HOW 😵‍💫), have you already made plans for what you're going to read in May?

My hold for Yield Under Great Persuasion just came through, and I'm SUPER excited to start it! I want to finish up what I'm currently reading before I launch into whole new book adventures afresh next month.

Tell me about your plans! Are you starting some new books or finishing up what you're reading? Anything you're really looking forward to?