KnightOwl's Book Journey

I’ve been highlighting all the funny things he says and does, so naturally I’ve highlighted every instance he’s on the page. I love him. Here are a few instances: “The skies are feckless, and it would be an insult beyond recovery to be mistaken for a bird.” ——- “Just as well. Sometimes, Bartholomew, I think her quite the bitch.” “If you wish to Divine before the bitch—excuse me—abbess arrives, best get cracking.” ——- There was a loud crash. The gargoyle landed upon grass. Sneezed, then toppled. “Did that man just call me foul, Bartholomew?” “He mistook you for a bird.” “An even greater slander! I shall destroy his little house” ——- When Sybil says he is prone to biting: “slanderous imp, I am not” (This is now my new favourite insult) ——- A dandelion seed flew up the gargoyles nose. He leaned back. Cried out. Sneezed in Rory’s face. ——

The gargoyle is so funny; i catch myself laughing out loud at the strangest moments

"it ends when you kiss me."

"you mean it ends after i've won, and there is one less omen in the world -- and i hit you as hard as i can."

"with your mouth."

GURL 😩🤌🏻

the scene of them in the hot springs was absolutely everything my goodness the tension was deafening. WHY DOES SOMETHING ALWAYS INTERRUPT THEM. blushing and giggling