Inspired by @CrowSong's post 🔗 What was the most romantic line you’ve ever read?, except I want only WRONG ANSWERS. Give me the worst lines you can think of

I just want to have a whacky ol' time in here to start the weekend off right.

I’m a hardcore Questie. Before PB I just kind of entered the void and found books at random, often having to do some serious digging to finally find something to read. PB has really helped me find books, primarily via Quests!

I’m also absolutely ✨obsessed✨ with badges. I’m in more Quests than I can count, and I love working my way up to different badge levels 😍

That being said I’m struggling to organize my reading around said Quests/Badge collecting.

I recently created something in my Notes App where I’ve broken down:

1. Which quests I’m actively trying to earn my first badge in
2. Which quests I’m working towards getting silver, gold, platinum, etc.
3. Which quests I’m actively prioritizing in April

For those who also read in a Quest-driven frenzy, are there any other methods you use to organize or plan? Or just advice in general? I’m not a fan of excel and my brain struggles to make sense of it so I won’t be doing that 😬 but open to other suggestions!!

I've gotten a lot of great recommendations on this app but now I want to hear everyone's anti-recommendations. What are books you've read that I definitely should not read? Why are they so terrible? Let me hear all about your most hated books.