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A Thousand Monstrous Forms: A Novel
Saratoga Schaefer
chanberryjuice commented on a post from the Pagebound Club forum
Bro, I will tolerate so much more crap in a book Iâm reading on vacation than a book Iâm reading at other times. Iâm giving 4 stars to books I would normally give like a two. Like if itâs vacation then itâs my time to waste so I can read mid books but if itâs like I only have a couple of hours to read for myself Iâm like NO YOU TRASHY MALE LEAD I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS GIVE ME PLOT.
chanberryjuice commented on chanberryjuice's review of The Art of Charming a Changeling (Pigments and Paramours)
đ§ľ Absolutely Charmed đ§ş
-> LOVE the museum setting & the magic system -> MMC is an absolute gentleman (if youre tired of toxic masculinity cliches) -> Respect-maxxing -> 0.25 Spice level, a whiff of a pepper -> A daylight-breezy-cozy read -> Characters are charming & pleasant -> Fidgeting/Neurodivergence/Sensory sensitivity representation -> Immersive, delightful descriptions of textiles -> Easy to feel attached to Florrie -> Gorgeous cover -> The language in this book is so beautiful and soothing I wish I had an audiobook to switch to -> Very calm overall, a great read if you want to baby your nervous system but experience a new world -> đ rep but main couple is M+F
-> The author, who I want to follow now, is openly anti-ai. Thank you to NetGalley for the introduction, and to the author for this enchanting tale.
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chanberryjuice commented on a post from the Pagebound Club forum
Itâs been a minute⌠but I know yall know the drill. Whatâs a complaint (no matter how big, small, silly, serious, dramatic, ridiculous, etc) that you need to SHOUT TO THE VOID đŁď¸
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It Lasts Forever and Then It's Over
Anne de Marcken
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Lol, she's trolling around while talking about her own pain. I love her haha she's iconic.
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Hunchback
Saou Ichikawa
chanberryjuice commented on flowercities's review of Holy Wrath
ok so. it was kind of difficult to review this. i both hated and enjoyed this book? i really think the biggest reason for my annoyance is the fucking. audiobook. i think if i was reading it instead i would have been so much more generous⌠alas only the audiobook was available to me and it was. HORRENDOUS. never in my life have i heard something this bad. and the worst part is that the VA can sound normal!!!! she does the âthis was an audiobook of blah blah blahâ part so normally!!! so then why did i get bombarded by her weird heavy breathing, whiny voice? i played some part of it to my friend and she said the VA sounded literally like this:

only you know, not as funny, and for SEVENTEEN HOURS
anyway. besides the horrible audiobook that completely ruined the book itself, well i found the MC, Ophelia, to be the kind of protagonist i dont really likeâ passive, self-hating etc etc i do understand why sheâs that way, but i just dont personally enjoy characters like that. nyatrix is⌠better. i like her confidence a lot more, but she felt a bit too one dimensional, especially at the start. and the plot was just very confusing towards the end especially
and the writing style⌠honestly too purple prosey for me. listen a scene does Not need this many descriptors. not ever sentence has to be profound ok? relax a little. and the repetition!! i was just exhausted by the constant use of âher blackberry mouthâ âher storm eyesâ and asphodels too. also. my GOD how many times can she mention her throbbing vagina. at every single scene. YOU JUST ALMOST DIED AND THEN BOOM âthe space between my legs was throbbingâ I GET IT YOURE HORNY
also I appreciate a religion criticism but could this be any MORE on the nose? i cant even get into the whole first son/twelve siblings/last supper thing again.
anyways. good concept, not so great executionâ at least not for me. again i do admit a lot of my annoyance may have been exacerbated by the audiobook đŤĄđŤĄ
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Red, White & Royal Blue
Casey McQuiston