I say this with love and in good humour: This man has the survival instincts of a lemming. People making the sign of the cross, begging him not to go, giving him a literal cross to wear for protection, warning him that midnight will be a BAD TIME, and he just goes "Wow, how weird" and proceeds to completely ignore the blinking neon signs signalling doom.

Oh, sweet Jonathan. You should have stuck to food blogging.

This man is so lily white he thinks he gets bad dreams as a result of eating some chicken seasoned with paprika. Oh, honey... you sweet summer child with no spice tolerance.

Also this is giving "food blog that tells you their life story". Have we considered that this man just wanted to write about food and stumbled into The Horrors bc he got confused about genre? Would be so funny if he kept the food blogging up all the way despite The Horrors.