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heya (he/him) have i read twilight and fallen? no. do i think they're terrible? yes. do i think they're going to be my favorite books of all time once i do read them? absolutely.

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Reading...Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3)
My Taste
Babel
Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One (Tales from the Gas Station, #1)
One Last Stop
Heaven Official's Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu (Novel) Vol. 4
The Hazel Wood (The Hazel Wood, #1)

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  • Bunny
    Thoughts from 37% I don't like the protagonist

    i just love whatever the fuck is going on in the book. everything but the protagonist. it's hard to immerse myself when i'm getting frustrated at every rare word she utters in the novel.

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  • Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3)
    Thoughts from 3% (page 17)

    scarlet and wolf LOOKED at each other and i had to stop reading. what the fuck. romance is real and alive and well. holy shit. let it also be known that ive known cress for one chapter and i would do anything for her.

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  • Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)
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    spoilers

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  • Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)
    Thoughts from 12% (page 53)

    the writing in this book is so juvenile but in such a fun way, it reads exactly like a toddler wanting to surprise you with something but being unable to keep the surprise to themselves. michael crichton i'd say struggles with intrigue and plot setups, but the horror and the politics in this book are phenomenal, like this book will not let you mistake its stance on scientific developments and the errors of capitalism. i will say though its making me raise an eyebrow how the people doing all the blunders so far seem to be from the southern hemisphere or of latine descent. something to think about.

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  • Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3)
    pre-read thoughts

    i am so scared, cinder was great and scarlet was phenomenal, what do i do, i think the standards set by this book are just too high, im scared, but i want to know what happens so bad

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  • Cress (The Lunar Chronicles, #3)
    pre-read thoughts

    i am so scared, cinder was great and scarlet was phenomenal, what do i do, i think the standards set by this book are just too high, im scared, but i want to know what happens so bad

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  • Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)
    Thoughts from 1% (page 3)

    that prologue. oh my god. its 3 pages and i already felt every emotion there is. wow.

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    Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

    Legendborn (The Legendborn Cycle, #1)

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  • Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)
    Thoughts from 12% (page 53)

    the writing in this book is so juvenile but in such a fun way, it reads exactly like a toddler wanting to surprise you with something but being unable to keep the surprise to themselves. michael crichton i'd say struggles with intrigue and plot setups, but the horror and the politics in this book are phenomenal, like this book will not let you mistake its stance on scientific developments and the errors of capitalism. i will say though its making me raise an eyebrow how the people doing all the blunders so far seem to be from the southern hemisphere or of latine descent. something to think about.

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  • The Shadow of the Gods (The Bloodsworn Saga, #1)
    Thoughts from 12% (page 58)

    I'm dnfing this book. It's just too much of a pain to read. Everything feels so slow, and there has been too much character-related conflict without the attachment or explanations necessary, and every sentence feels like a slog to get through because of the writing and pacing. I also feel so constantly lost because of this lack of explanation and this overuse of new and underexplained terminology that I can't do it I think. Maybe some day I'll pick it up again when I have nothing else to read, but today's not that day.

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  • The Shadow of the Gods (The Bloodsworn Saga, #1)
    jokeater
    Jul 10, 2025
    DNF
    0.5
    Enjoyment: 0.5Quality: 0.5Characters: 0.5Plot: 0.5
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    im so sad, i really wanted to enjoy this book, what happened john gwynne

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  • The Shadow of the Gods (The Bloodsworn Saga, #1)
    Thoughts from 12% (page 58)

    I'm dnfing this book. It's just too much of a pain to read. Everything feels so slow, and there has been too much character-related conflict without the attachment or explanations necessary, and every sentence feels like a slog to get through because of the writing and pacing. I also feel so constantly lost because of this lack of explanation and this overuse of new and underexplained terminology that I can't do it I think. Maybe some day I'll pick it up again when I have nothing else to read, but today's not that day.

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