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there are two wolves inside me, one who only wants to read fluffy HEA romances and the other who only wants to read the most taboo spicy romances. but they're both gay. 27 | she/they lesbian | AuDHD

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    FOR PART 2: my attempt at making sense of the family tree

    imma just come out and say it! that family tree on the first pages might as well have been written in sanskrit, i would have understood just as much😭😭 those two pages had me like this, again and again:

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    so i got to work😌 and here’s my interpretation of the family tree with the disclaimer that i have never studied the Mahabharata i.e. my knowledge is limited. therefore, pls correct me if i have something down wrong.

    before i get to it (i promise i will soon), here are some notes about the significance of the formatting:

    • {name in bold and in curly brackets}: very significant for the events in the following/current generation
    • name in bold: important person, this name is relevant for the further lineage.
    • name in italics: might be an important person in the story, but not that central to understanding the lineage
    • as i move down the lineage, some names get "downgraded" in their formatting, as their relevance to understanding further lineage decreases

    so here goes:

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    THE STORY STARTS IN THE GENERATION OF SHANTANU

    Shantanu has Devavrata aka Bhishma by his first wife, Ganga in her human form (Jahnavi). He goes exclusively by Devavrata in the first part of the story. As the POV shifts from Ganga to him, he is going by Bhishma.

    Those two are also the chacracters through whom this story is told (for now, at least).

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    THE SECOND GENERATION

    Shantanu then weds Satyavati (a "commoner") many years after Ganga has returned to being a river.

    In addition to Bhishma from his first marriage, he fathers the sons Vichitravirya and Chitrangada by her.

    None of his three sons produce heirs, for different reasons. His third son, Vichitravirya does get married to the sisters Ambika and Ambalika (not Amba, though, the third sister, who is also mentioned in the family tree). Unfortunately, Ambika and Ambalika end up widowed.

    Satyavati also has a son outside her marriage with Shantanu. Shantanu does not adopt him, as far as I understand it, and he initially lives outside the palace. His name is {Vyasa} (important).

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    Summary of the Second Generation

    • Shantanu + Ganga (1st wife) = Bhishma/ Devavrata (goes by both)
    • Shantanu + Satyavati (2nd wife) = second and third sons, Vichitravirya and Chitrangada
    • Satyavati (2nd wife) + a union before marriage to Shantanu = {Vyasa}, her first son

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    THE THIRD GENERATION

    {Vyasa} becomes very important to the whole dynasty after Shantanu’s sons all fail to produce an heir.

    Now, the royal line continues through {Vyasa}, as he fathers children by the widows Ambika and Ambalika (widows of Shantanu's son). Those children are:

    • {Dhritarashtra}, the firstborn, who is blind and judged unfit to rule because of that.
    • {Pandu}, the younger brother, who ends up ruling instead.
    • Vidura, third brother, whom he fathers through a maid.

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    Summary of the Third Generation

    • Vyasa + Ambika = {Dhritarashtra}
    • Vyasa + Ambalika = {Pandu}
    • Vyasa + a maid = Vidura

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    Where are we in the story when Bhishma's POV begins?

    I think the third generation of Dhritarashtra and Pandu are middle-aged, and their children, the fourth generation, range from being children to late teens.

    This means Bhishma aka Ganga’s son is the only surviving offspring of Shantanu, and he is now already an old man. People address him as Pitamaha (grandfather).

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    THE FOURTH GENERATION

    {Dhritarashtra} and {Pandu} have each fathered their own two groups of children, and this is where the heart of the story lies.

    When the story commences in part two, {Dhritarashtra} is the one ruling Hastinapur, even though {Pandu} had originally been made king because Dhritarashtra was considered unfit to rule due to his blindness. However, something happens so {Dhritarashtra} becomes the de facto ruler.

    Their children are referred to as such:

    • Dhritarashtra's 100 sons = {the Kauravas}
    • Pandu's 5 sons = {the Pandavas}

    Alongside Dhritarashtra, these children are some of the important characters we get introduced to in those first chapters of part two.

    The main thing to remember is that the two groups of children split into two opposing family factions, which are respectively called the {Kauravas} and the {Pandavas}. It’s also useful to remember a couple of key characters on each side:

    The main {Kaurava} brother is {Duryodhana}, who is also the heir to the throne.

    The main {Pandava} brothers seem to be {Yudhishthira}, {Arjuna}, and {Bhima}

    〰️〰️〰️

    Summary of the Fourth Generation

    • Dhritarashtra + Gandhari* = {the Kauravas} = {Duryodhana} and 99 others (born through a mythic process)
    • Pandu + Kunti and Madri (his two wives) = {the Pandavas} = {Yudhishthira}, {Arjuna}, {Bhima} and two other sons

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    OTHER CHARACTERS IN THE BIG FAMILY TREE

    * = Shakuni The wife of Dhritarashtra, Gandhari, has a brother. That is Shakuni, and he is also included in the family tree. As far as I understand it, he is a shady, scheming figure on the Kaurava side.

    Draupadi All five {Pandavas} are married to her. They all have children by her, but the only child mentioned in the book's family tree is Abhimanyu, who is Arjuna's son from a different marriage.

    〰️〰️〰️ 🏞️🔹🌀🏞️🔹🌀🏞️ I have NO IDEA if this is any easier than the family tree for other people than me, but I hope it helps at least someone make some more sense of the very interesting Kuru lineage (aka the lineage of this royal family).

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    Apr 27, 2026
    3.0
    Enjoyment: 3.5Quality: 1.5Characters: 4.0Plot: 3.5
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    On paper this book has so much I love - enemies to lovers, captor/captive, an elf/orc couple, trans rep, autistic rep, size differences, hot sex scenes, belly bulges, a bratty bottom, and a well earned HEA. It's why I kept going with this book. But overall I'm not sure how successfully executed this book was and if I can give it over a 3 star rating.

    First of all, it was unnecessarily long and could have been cut down by a lot. Having seen the paperback before switching to e-book, while on paper this book is only 406 pages, the paperback has basically no margins and a small font to fit as much on a page as possible. I think if this had been formatted more traditionally it would have easily been over 500 pages (especially considering the fact that looking up the audiobook it's over 17 hours long). A lot of the story is repetitive, even within the same chapter. It got tedious to read at points when it would be the same internal thoughts for both POV characters over and over. It definitely needed a trim before publishing.

    Which leads me to say, there is a definite lack of editing in this book. It seems like this was a first draft that got published. Repetitive scenes aside, there were a lot of obvious mistakes that would have been found by an editor or even while making a second draft of your own work. Misspellings (including Silvyr's name multiple times being spelt as Silver), bad grammer, and also there are a few instances were the same paragraph or sentence but slightly re-worded is in the story back to back. It felt like the author intended to pick which wording they preferred later but never went back to do so. Some of the writing was beautifully done, and the plot was very good, so it kind of pains me that this had so much potential but obviously wasn't given the full love it deserved.

    But I do want to acknowledge the things I liked about the book:

    The sex was hot. It had a lot of kinks I enjoyed and some of the dialogue during really got me like 👀🥵

    Brokil calling Silvyr "Little Flower" really got me all melty.

    The trans rep was refreshing. It wasn't seen as weird to others that Silvyr was trans. He didn't face transphobia, he was accepted, and his story wasn't about just a struggle with his identity. Which are obviously all valid things to have in a story, but sometimes I want a cozy romance away from the horrors of our reality for a bit. The autistic rep was also amazingly done and fit the setting well.

    There were a lot of lovely moments and good interactions that really made me buy into the world, the characters, and the romance.

    The characters were enjoyable. I thought they had depth, were interesting to read and learn about, and were easy to become attached to. I have such a soft spot for both Brokil and Silvyr.

    The ending/HEA was well earned, satisfying, and honestly hit every single wish and want I had for all the characters.

    Overall, I don't think I would recommend though as the book feels very unpolished. But it was a fun enough read that I kept picking it up.

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  • Half His Age
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    Apr 25, 2026
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    Enjoyment: 4.5Quality: 4.0Characters: 3.5Plot: 3.5
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    Fun fact about me but I love partaking in media that makes people uncomfortable, and this book was definitely that. It was disgusting, some of the descriptions in the book had me jaw dropped with how gross they were. It was wild and nasty and no one in it made a good decision ever; but I loved every moment of it!

    Jennette McCurdy's style makes for such captivating and raw story telling. She is able to get into the head of a teenage girl so authentically; reflecting the dumb horny desperation that truly only a teenager could feel. I could not stop listening to this book, it was addictive and felt so real. It is everything I wanted the disappointment of the movie Miller's Girl to be and more.

    Was it the deepest book I ever read? No. But was it still a good exploration of power abuse/imbalances, loneliness, lack of parental support, consumerism, and having to grow up too soon? I think so and that it does give the reader things to ponder and discuss for sure.

    (4.25 stars on Storygraph)

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