worst regards,

book titles to use as email sign-offs when ‘(best) regards’ is starting to get boring ~ ~ ~ this list is inspired by those tiktoks of gen z unhinged email sign-offs and my hatred of the worst apps downloaded on my phone (outlook and microsoft authenticator)

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created by kittyns

last updated September, 2026

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One & Only

One & Only

Maurene Goo

Checking Out

Checking Out

Meryem El Mehdati

You're Not Listening

You're Not Listening

Kate Murphy

This Place Kills Me

This Place Kills Me

Mariko Tamaki

I Hope This Email Finds You in Hell

I Hope This Email Finds You in Hell

Mackenzie Reed

I Am Not Okay with This

I Am Not Okay with This

Charles Forsman

Too Old For This

Too Old For This

Samantha Downing

Crushing It

Crushing It

Erin Becker

Asking for a Friend

Asking for a Friend

Ronnie Riley

Save Me (Maxton Hall, #1)

Save Me (Maxton Hall, #1)

Mona Kasten

Done and Dusted

Done and Dusted

Lyla Sage

I Hope This Finds You Well

I Hope This Finds You Well

Natalie Sue

Out

Out

Natsuo Kirino

Not So Kind Regards

Not So Kind Regards

Clio Evans

Bless Your Heart

Bless Your Heart

Lindy Ryan

I Hope This Doesn't Find You

I Hope This Doesn't Find You

Ann Liang

Excuse Me While I Ugly Cry

Excuse Me While I Ugly Cry

Joya Goffney

Beloved

Beloved

Toni Morrison

I'll Be Gone in the Dark

I'll Be Gone in the Dark

Michelle McNamara

Know My Name

Know My Name

Chanel Miller

All's Well

All's Well

Mona Awad

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Ollie

This is hilarious, i'm gonna try to use them all at work

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kittynsOP

I SUPPORT 😈 you can start a new company culture, make everyone have unhinged sign offs

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amanda_the_tangerine

"I'll be gone in the dark" me when I send an email two seconds before my day ends so I can turn off my computer and avoid seeing the reply

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kittynsOP

this is exactly what i pictured when adding that book 😭💯

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Bacchus

Lmaoooo, I think I'm gonna sign with "one and only" all the time now 🤣

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kittynsOP

do it! add it to your automatic replies and everything! there can only be one! 🙂‍↕️

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Bacchus

One and only Bacchus sounds like a hoot tbh

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eyepocalypse

"too old for this" has got to be the best one on this list 😭😭 you're so funny

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kittynsOP

i’m very tempted to use it, even though i’m considered relatively young in my department 🫢

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eyepocalypse

also, unrelated, but your avatar looks adorable!!!

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kittynsOP

THANK YOU!! my avatar is actually my cat in cartoon form! she’s a white ragdoll with blue eyes and loves pink

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eyepocalypse

daaawwww that is so cuutee!!!

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eyepocalypse

you can never be too young to say this 🙂‍↕️

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minolta

Incredible work!!

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felice

this is so creative im giggling

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