Books that smell like Gwyneth's vagina candle...

To be clear, these are books that smell like the candle, not Gwyneth Paltrow's actual vagina. They're books with girl bosses, lip oils or maybe serums.

Often murder. Sometimes kinda culty.

Burn after reading.

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created by bookslur

last updated September, 2026

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LMAO AT THIS TITLE OMG

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IM DEAD HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE LISTS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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I wanted to say something similiar😂 The title... I love it!🤣

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Thanks, friends! This one was rattling around in my brain while I was getting a massage the other day lol

I appreciate your appreciation!

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ALSO I have a rich inner life where I am a successful book influencer on Instagram but I actually don't want to take the time to do that because I'd rather be reading so these lists feel like microdosing that mb?

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Added a few I haven't read so if they're bad...idk maybe tell me I guess?

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I only read Bunny on this list, but it checks out 🙌🏽

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If you liked Bunny I think you'd like some other ones on this list!

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I still haven’t decided of I liked it or not years later 🫣

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You know what, I actually totally get that! These ones are alike in their...kind of cultiness but most of them aren't as confusing as Bunny was.

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Hey, are you taking suggestions? There are some books I haven’t read yet but that come to mind every time I’ve seen this list

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I am taking suggestions and would love to add yours and read them!

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Ok Snake oil by Kelsey Rae Dimberg (it’s the one with a serum dropper on the cover) and youthjuice by E.K. Sathue

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The second one is already on my radar! Thanks, I'll add them.

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