Okay, so - funny story! I got called into Management's office and they informed me that they're launching a Full Scale Celebration Audit, because apparently a "disturbing number" of you have received a Fever Dreams badge, but you never got your badge reward from Management... oooooooops my bad!!!!!!!

I would like to state for the record that this is not entirely my fault! This place is a literal labyrinth and I don't have the best sense of direction anyway and the flamingos asked me to join their conga line that one time and then I got distracted by the cotton candy clouds because I was hungry because the statues ate all the pizza rolls in the breakroom and... well, it doesn't matter because Management did not care about my excuses!

Good news - I found out they can't fire me! Apparently my contract was "eternally binding" and signed in "unbreakable ink"?? The gargoyles called it a "curse", but I'm pretty sure it's just job security!

Bad news - They can make my existence a living nightmare. If I fail the audit they told me I might be reassigned to lead group therapy with the infinite hallway's carnivorous plants or worse reassigned to Whimsical Filing, which is entirely run by the cosmic snails and you know how judgmental they can be!!

So, I need your help!! If you have gotten a Fever Dreams & Strange Realities badge (or leveled up your Fever Dreams badge) and DIDN'T get a comment from me about your Celebratory Reward from Management (and you want one) can you drop a comment below so I can clear up some of this backlog before the auditors arrive??

I'm not sure when the audit going to start, but there has been a very stern looking goose following me since the meeting and they keep tapping this hourglass thing and I have a feeling it has invisible sand counting down to their arrival... so whenever you see this if you wanna leave a comment, I will be eternal grateful!!

Forever (literally) your humble servant helping make all of your fever dreams come true, acidicchaos Head of Congratulatory Chaos Department Fever Dreams & Strange Realities, Inc.