how to be a dog
đ¶ books involving the perspective of a dog đ
đŠŽrecs are welcomeđŠŽ
created by maomi
last updated July, 2026
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i had to take a second look at your username to make sure i didn't read this wrong đ
maomiOP
when iâve asked my friends if i would be a dog or a cat my girl friends said i would be a dog and my guy friends said i would be a cat lmao
help?? what is this gendered personality divide lmfao
maomiOP
idk đ«Łđ«Ł girls are just so much cooler than guys (but also one of the guys has tried to mansplain to me about the human body before and iâm like bro stfu youâre an accountant and i have a masters in medicine you are embarrassing yourself)
i'm crying that's so stupid đđ what on earth does he think he's accounting over there lol human bones?
maomiOP
he was trying to explain why he breathes faster when heâs congested and iâm like dude your spo2 is fine your alveoli are functioning you are just physically uncomfortable
LMAOOOO GET HIM đđ no but imagine trying to mansplain someone's job to them?? when will i ever have the confidence of a mediocre man đ©
Woohoo! Love this - thanks for putting this list together maomi!! đŸ đŸ
maomiOP
woof woof!! đđ
