a delicious and nutritious salty treat
swallow his kids, or whatever š¤§ spunk, seed, semen, nut, cum, load, jizz, cream, ejaculateāwhatever you call it, just ensure you swallow, dont spit. no further notes š¤
created by burntsunflowers
last updated October, 2025
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The title IMSCREAMINGš
lets not forget that its also an excellent source of protein
wait, is it really? O.O
Does that mean the cookies and cream ice cream in Butcher and Blackbird was just ahem high protein ice cream? ššš I mean thatās one way to meet gym goals I guess šš¤£
listen, im not sure of the true intention of the, ahem, recipe, nor do i condone mixing ones dna with food without both the supplier and the consumers consent, but to each their own š„“
Yeah that scene in the book was uhhhhh yeahā¦ Iām not even sure if the word gross is strong enough to cover it š„“š Letās just say Iāll never look at ice cream the sameā¦ The real question is HOW does an author come up with this š I mean the regular cannibalism I could get behind (i mean still yuck but it makes sense for a serial killer) BUT THE POOR ICE CREAM?! š
tbh the ice cream didnt freak me out that much, i overlooked it so fast purely because its a normal act for people to swallow, and hence the making of this list š also, there are romance books out there (a lot of monster ones) where he feeds it to her for nutritionā¦..
Yeah thatās fair š I think the only thing that freaked me out was the fact that it wasnāt the MMCās ahem ingredients but rather from that creepy cannibalistic guy who they were hunting. If it had actually been Rowanās uhmmm DNA in the ice cream I probably wouldnāt have batted an eye since heās the love interest so everything he does is automatically hot (plus, like you put it, regular swallowing is nothing uncommon) š And omg I havenāt read any monster romances yet but that part sounds hilarious. And btw I donāt know if I said it yet but I love this list šš«¶
I feel like there should be a clutching pearls emoji because oh my god. š šµ ā ļø
i feel i am insane for this LOL š¤£š¤£
The woman was too stunned to speak
i hope this doesnāt get me banned or something š«£
šššš I don't think so!
and hence, the beauty of PB; where you are only limited by your own imagination š¤£š¤£
this list is inspired by butcher & blackbirdā¦itās for everyone that thought the cookies and cream ice cream was gross; here it is served to you in its raw form šāāļø
š You are my kind of person š«¶
unhinged and insane? š¤£š¤£š¤£š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶š«¶
What can I say, unhinged and chaotic go well together šš
the best combination šÆāāļø ily
The title and emoji combo is šš¤ Your creativity and spicy catalogue knows no bounds š
šāāļøš¦š or in regular speak, Bow to the Lizard Queen š
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA š¤£š¤£š¤£
just casually bookmarking this. donāt mind meā¦ š
The way I was shocked Pikachu when reading the title and bio. I will be saving this list though.
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Same š Clutching my pearls and gasping at how utterly scandalous this is; while secretly saving the list for my TBRā¦ ššāļøš
this is a no judge zone, save away š
OMFGā¼ļø Iām on too many lists right now, but Iām keeping this one in mind for the future. š¤
stay on the line, i have many more ideas brewing in my silly little head š¤Ŗ
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