books for surviving the impossible
or "I didn't know I'd have to know how to survive this"
Survival guides for situations you hopefully will never find yourself in. But if you do, now you know how to get through them.
suggestions are always welcome!
created by daydreamday
last updated December, 2025
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How to Survive History might also fit!
I'll look into it, thank you so much for the recommendation!! 🤩🫶
incredible! i'm especially excited that i now know how to survive a black hole - i was really worried about that 🤣
My theory is you have to take an anti-spaghetti pill before going near a black hole. Or even some sort of protective jacket. It's all the preventive care. Save spaghettification is sexy spaghettification
I'm so glad the list could help you out! These black holes are tricky ones, it's better to be prepared 😌😁
Well shit…if I knew there was a possibility to get attacked by my own clone and fucking garden gnomes, I would have started preparing yesterday. Good looking out 😉
wtf is this list. I didn’t even know these books existed! I love it. 😍
thank you so much! Very happy I could help preparing for the worst (i.e. garden gnomes attacks) 🙂↕️
The Zombie Survival Guide is on my tbr, but these other ones will help me learn more things to be cautious of. 😂
amazing - you can never be too prepared!! ⛑️
Is there a survival guide for quicksand??? I need it now!
Sadly this list only caters to the impossible and while unlikely, quicksand is still in the realm of possibilities 🙂↕️ But good luck! (Maybe I need to make a "possible, but unlikely" list?)
You totally should! How else will we survive threats like the Bermuda triangle, quicksand, and brain eating worms??
you're so right!! the horrors are everywhere 🙅
this is incredibly funny, thanks for the great recs!! i'm excited to be ready for anything
thank you and you're welcome!! 🤭
I didn't know that I needed this type of books in my life...but here I am lol. Especially the vampire one, I got to get my hands on that one 🤣🤣
You never know when you'll get bitten!! Better to be ready 🙂↕️
