"amen, hallelujah, chunky peanut butter. our father, which art in tinfoil, hallow'd be thy name." oh pete you're losing it buddy

I cannot with Doug...he's so unbearable 😭 this is giving major Companion vibes

oooo things just got rly good…i’m officially hooked

I'm so sorry Addie for being so slow to read about your many adventures, but I've been gifted Stardew Valley for Christmas, and, you know how this kind of thing goes

“So let’s start again. Without the lies this time.” “Alright,” I lie.

💀💀💀

Yeah trauma is difficult but it's easier when you and your gf are hot!

Her husband is such a bitch (and this may be biased because we as the reader get to see the struggles she goes through but god; What A Bitch)

I’m already attached to these characters send help