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Told the librarian I missed the pre-corporate giant days of that other site. She sent me here! I read a lot. You might not want to follow until I clean up my shelves as there are too many updates atm

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I, Medusa
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  • Journey to the Center of the Earth
    clackamaslee
    May 14, 2026
    3.5
    Enjoyment: 3.0Quality: 3.5Characters: 3.0Plot: 3.0
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    I re-read Journey to the Center of the Earth because I told my son he absolutely had to read it before we went to see the 2008 movie version (woot Brendan Fraser! And tiny pre-Hunger Games Peeta!). I remembered loving this book when I was younger, although honestly, I couldn’t completely remember why.

    I think a lot of it had to do with where my brain was as a kid. I was super interested in caves and underground worlds back then, and I still thought digging to China was probably a real thing people could do (Did I try, you ask? Of course I did. Didn't YOU?). So naturally, this book felt completely plausible to me. Hidden oceans under the Earth? Giant mushrooms? Lost monsters? Sure, why not.

    Reading it as an adult though... yeah, I had to lower my rating a bit.

    The beginning is honestly pretty great. The mystery with the Icelandic runes pulled me in right away, and Professor Lidenbrock and Axel figuring out that someone else had already made the journey was genuinely exciting. I also loved all the weird obsessive academic energy at the start (which sounds sarcastic, but I mean it affectionately). Then they pick up Hans, who becomes the best character in the entire book by simply being competent while everyone else loses their ever-loving minds.

    But once they actually start climbing down into the Earth, the story kind of slams into a wall. I mean... I get it... there are only so many exciting ways to describe some dudes walking downward through rocks. Verne tries very, very hard though. There are endless descriptions of descending. Endless. At some point it starts feeling less like an adventure novel and more like a geology lecture delivered while trapped in an elevator (maybe even being given by Ferris Bueller's teacher).

    But then they discover the underground ocean, and honestly, those scenes still rule. The giant cavern world and prehistoric creatures are exactly the kind of stuff that made me love this book as a kid. You can absolutely see why Verne became such a huge influence on science fiction writers later on.

    The ending, though, is kind of hilarious. After naming everything they see after themselves and wandering around underground forever, they basically get blasted back to the surface by a volcano only to realize they weren’t even going the right direction half the time. Amazing. Absolute clowns.

    I still have a soft spot for this book because of what it meant to me growing up, and parts of it are genuinely imaginative and fun. But re-reading it as an adult made me realize that my younger self did a lot of heavy lifting here. Still, it was worth revisiting (and honestly, worth it just to get hyped for Brendan Fraser fighting dinosaurs underground).

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  • The King with Six Friends
    clackamaslee
    May 14, 2026
    5.0
    Enjoyment: 5.0Quality: 5.0Characters: 5.0Plot: 4.0
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    I loved this book so much as a child. As a kid, it was the beautiful illustrations that first drew me in more than anything else (especially Kindle and Furze), but I always loved the story too. I still own my copy and reread it regularly (and have introduced so many kids to it).

    Years ago, I read a review criticizing the book because the king does very little himself to earn his kingdom. According to that reviewer, he simply orders his six friends around and lets them complete the challenges for him. But I think that interpretation misses one of the book’s most important lessons for children:

    The king earned his six friends.

    They were never his servants blindly obeying commands. They were his friends because he had already shown kindness, trust, and loyalty to them. As a child, that message stayed with me: you have to be a friend in order to have friends. I also learned that when you show up for people-- especially when they are alone, overlooked, or in need-- those relationships become the kind that sustain you later in life (I've been called a "foul-weather friend more than once. I suck at the day-to-day (I work a lot) but when I'm needed, I show up. The people I love know for sure that they can count on me).

    Maybe that sounds overly optimistic or even a little Pollyanna-ish, but this book genuinely helped shape my outlook on friendship and human nature. It taught me optimism. And for a children’s book to leave that kind of lasting impression is something truly special.

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  • Harlem Shuffle (Ray Carney, #1)
    clackamaslee
    May 08, 2026
    5.0
    Enjoyment: 5.0Quality: 5.0Characters: 4.5Plot: 4.5

    What a ride. Whitehead's writing sashays, dabs, checks its reflection in the pawnshop window (looking good, baby), then slips a switchblade into the last aside just to keep everybody honest.

    Would there were more writers able to dance words together, weave their prose and tangle it up again to be somehow confounding and clear and creating places we can feel with all our senses and people we want to smack upside the head like that unruly relative you worry might show up but if he don't you know he's lit up or locked up and your momma's likely cryin'

    Harlem Shuffle is all wing-tip glide and side-eye, a jukebox sermon on cash, class, upholstery, survival, and grift (put together like a sectional sofa bought on lay-away). Ray Carney is part furniture man, part accidental gangster, part shady cousin who says “strictly legitimate” a shade too fast. He hustles through a Harlem so alive you can smell the fryer grease baked into the wallpaper.

    Under all the wisecracks and urban-renewal pamphlets (heavy paper stock, light moral footing) runs the old warning: no eminent domain for private gain. They leveled whole neighborhoods for glittering trade palaces and official visions of progress (artist’s rendering available upon request), and then the towers went down too. But the ghost knows. The ghost always knows. It remembers where the rent parties shook the floorboards, where the numbers men vanished into alleyways, where somebody’s aunt sold bean pies out the window on Lenox because capitalism had once again failed to read the room. Harlem remembers even when the planners misplace the file.

    I'll spend my life wishing I could read this again for the first time.

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  • I, Medusa
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    Loooooooooooong sentences

    What's the longest line you've ever encountered? I just remembered this banger from Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses, lol:

    'Once I'm an owl, what is the spell or antidote for turning me back into myself?' Mr Muhammad Sufyan, prop. Shaandaar Café and landlord of the rooming-house above, mentor to the variegated, transient and particoloured inhabitants of both, seen-it-all type, least doctrinaire of hajis and most unashamed of VCR addicts, ex-schoolteacher, self-taught in classical texts of many cultures, dismissed from post in Dhaka owing to cultural differences with certain generals in the old days when Bangladesh was merely an East Wing, and therefore, in his own words, 'not so much an immig as an emig runt' — this last a good-natured allusion to his lack of inches, for though he was a wide man, thick of arm and waist, he stood no more than sixty-one inches off the ground, blinked in his bedroom doorway, awakened by Jumpy Joshi's urgent midnight knock, polished his half-rimmed spectacles on the edge of Bengali-style kurta (drawstrings tied at the neck in a neat bow), squeezed lids tightly shut open shut over myopic eyes, replaced glasses, opened eyes, stroked moustacheless hennaed beard, sucked teeth, and responded to the now-indisputable horns on the brow of the shivering fellow whom Jumpy, like the cat, appeared to have dragged in, with the above impromptu quip, stolen, with commendable mental alacrity for one aroused from his slumbers, from Lucius Apuleius of Madaura, Moroccan priest, AD 120-180 approx., colonial of an earlier Empire, a person who denied the accusation of having bewitched a rich widow yet confessed, somewhat perversely, that at an early stage in his career he had been transformed, by witchcraft, into (not an owl, but) an ass.

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    Most recent book-related ragebait

    The other day I read this take on Twitter: 'If you care about spoilers in books you need to grow up. The only thing that should matter to you as a grown adult is form.'

    Now, I did my undergrad in screenwriting. I still enjoy close-reading classics, reading essays on literature, and engaging in literary analysis. I also prefer to go into books knowing as little as possible and get annoyed when someone ruins what would've otherwise been a firsthand experience for me.

    I got ragebaited into writing several paragraphs on how form and content aren't entirely separable concepts; how there are very few writers (mainly modernists) whose work is almost entirely concerned with form and thus cannot be spoiled in any capacity (e.g., Joyce or Woolf) and even those writers embed meaning in revelation; how 'spoiler' doesn't exclusively apply to shocking plot twists; and how some of us want to experience what we're reading firsthand and form our own opinions without pre-existing ideas coloring our experience.

    I gave up mid-writing and was like 'whatever,' but I still think about it and wish I had gotten into an online argument and settled the case lol

    What are some literary takes that ragebaited you recently? Let's hear them 🫵🏻 🫶🏻 💅🏻

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  • Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)
    clackamaslee
    May 13, 2026
    4.0
    Enjoyment: 3.5Quality: 4.0Characters: 4.5Plot: 4.5

    Jean: "You bastard!" Locke: "Gentleman bastard"

    A good swashbuckling romp.

    This one was nice to see just how thoroughly Locke and Jean have each other's backs. Plus there were PIRATES! LADY Pirates!! And VERY important CATS!!! But overall, it wasn't as fun as the first one, and I don't feel like it did anything I haven't seen before.

    Locke being incompetent at some of the stuff he tries to pull off, and absolutely being called out on it was fun.

    I'll read the next one. But I hear there are seven books planned for this series and I can't imagine how it will avoid becoming formulaic and bland, since this one was already pretty predictable.

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    Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

    Red Seas Under Red Skies (Gentleman Bastard, #2)

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  • Your favourite audiobooks for a road trip?

    Hii i will be heading to a little roadtrip soon and was wondering about good audiobooks to entertain me. What are your recommendations? i am pretty open to genre just please no smut :)

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  • Carrie
    Thoughts from 39% (page 119)

    “I only want to be let to live my own life. I… I don’t like yours.”

    This is why I come back to Stephen King.

    He’s not just creating creepy atmospheres, but the way he writes his characters is something beautiful in his works. Not only is there some weird telekinetic teenager, but there’s people at the essence of this book. People who are amoral, grey, and not fitting the ordinary binary of who these characters are. There is depth, there is a pinnacle of Being.

    Especially Carrie.

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    How Not to Kill Yourself: A Portrait of the Suicidal Mind

    How Not to Kill Yourself: A Portrait of the Suicidal Mind

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  • Your dream quest?

    I was looking at some banned book lists earlier and I was thinking how fun it would be to have a banned book quest! What quest would you love to have?! and badge idea? I would love a childhood book quest, banned book quest and more horror quests!

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