Like the comedic genius behind this book is unmatched. Imagine taking a nap because you're sick, only to wake up to the entire townspeople crammed in your 8 sq ft apartment talking about the murder YOU committed. Like? And the absolute absurdity of the way Rodya goes about describing exactly how he would have done the murder if he had done, which of course he hadn't, even though that's exactly how it happened. Everyone but one guy fully defending his innocence while he acts frantic and sleeps with a bloody sock in his hand? Cannot be beat ✋