Romancing the Inanimate

Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.

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created by chelssicle

last updated September, 2025

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Okay I just finished unhinged last night but I didn't find it weird enough, what would be your next suggestion? I don't scare easily so don't be afraid to recommend wild shit lol. I also had no idea there were SO many books like this and I'm here for it.

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Deciding if I should make a JD Vance joke or not……..

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Do it. Do it. Do it.

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i'm dead 😂😭 I had no idea books like this existed lmao

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The titles alone crack me up

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Oh my gosh, I have to send this list to my cousin she has a group chat for the sole purpose of finding books like this (not my taste but it’s definitely the group chats). Thank you 🙏 💖

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It was also inspired by one of my group chats!

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What are the coincidences 😂

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i feel like you and grapie on tiktok would be besties LMAO

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I have a friend that reads them all and narrates them to us in a group chat because I don't think I could get through them but some how this makes it so much funnier?

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I've never been so jealous of a group chat? Y'all take applications to join? Or?

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We might have to start lollll

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👀👀 we’ll hold you to it

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LMAOOOO that sounds so fun. there's a podcast that reads them called "Say Smut?" i think these books are the best

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That's SO funny I'll have to look it up

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