Question: Does anyone know of any options I'm missing to try to read this book?

I was planning on reading this next month and went to put in my Libby hold. Out of my 10 library cards, only two versions are available...in French and German. 🫠 I've lost so much of my French that I would miss a hefty portion of what's going on, so that's not an option for a book this length. I don't see any physical options at my libraries and I have a hard time with audiobooks.

I use a Kindle I bought back in 2019, but since then I have not been buying from Amazon, which seems to be the only place I can purchase the book. Even if I wanted to, I remember having to download all of my e-books last year before Amazon stopped allowing that, so I'm not willing to buy a book that will forever tie me to them. I've looked at the other two publishers for special editions in English, but it's no longer available. Am I just shit outta luck?

”What were you doing in the bathroom? Do vampires even need to use the bathroom?”

i thought i was quite knowledgeable in vampire lore but somehow have never thought about their bathroom attending habits, or lack thereof. i understand their body fully absorbs blood and there is no waste but then i bid the questions, do they use the bathroom? and do they still have normal organs?? or do they like donate two kidneys to a person in need when they turn 🤧

pls enlighten me with your scientific thoughts on this topic