Recs if you like Pounded by Produce...

Keep tracking of PB lore one TBR train book at a time. List of books that have unexpectedly + delightfully affected our PB experience. (PB pyramid scheme name approved by our queen of clownery @ayzrules + the book that led the scheme by our pink queen @crybabybea)

compliments and credit for this incredible idea go to @leshka.

has this ever happened to you? do you read a bunch of smutty smut and feel guilty bc it’s not “proper books”? well, do i have a answers for you!

find below a curated list of smutty smut titles paired with complimentary classics and/or nonfiction smarty books to make your brain bigger!*

*individual bigger brain results may vary

🚧this list is under construction🚧

Unfortunately, I do love a poly romance.

MMF, FFM, MMM, FFF, MMFM, MMFF, monsters, aliens, whoever wants to join in on the hot & sexy fun…

Enthusiastically accepting recs!

If I had a nickle for every time a book about milk and minotaurs ended up on my TBR because of book social media, I’d have 2 nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

This is dedicated to the weird AF romance/erotic books I’ve come across.

erotic ≠ smutty (necessarily) it just may be erotically charged (ie Lobster)

submissions welcome

//PLEASE CHECK TW BEFORE READING ANY OF THESE BOOKS - READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION//

sentient erotica/romance (Original Sentient List Curator) you know you wanna know about it 😉 (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)

Books with weird, strange, absurd, or just hilarious titles Please comment your own suggestions

Cult classics, guilty pleasures, popcorn reads, addictive stories in dire need of an editor, just some good old fun — these are books with an average enjoyment rating that is at least 0.5 stars higher than the average quality rating. This is a purely objective criterion and doesn’t necessarily reflect my personal opinion on quality or enjoyment of these books. Suggestions welcome! Please also inform me when I messed up the math/the ratings changed, that’s bound to happen sooner or later.

Proof that romance novels are for everyone...even your furniture? DISCLAIMER: These are not for the weak of heart and are usually pretty spicy... and very strange.

I am not responsible for what happens while reading these 🙃

who says you need another person to have a good, sexy time? strange, spicy, and often humorous these books will take you into the niche genre of SOR (Sentient Object Romance). if you like playing Date Everything, these books might just be for you.

please, please send me all your unhinged recs!!!

We all know what kind of freakishness those too-tight collars are really holding in, the depths of depravity lurking underneath those flowing robes. These books prove our theories, with enough extra creativity to make us blush and sweat.

Clergy capers, nun naughtiness, pegged priests, creative uses of crucifixes, sanctimonious smut.

Not limited to Catholic blasphemy.

Stirring the pot. Adding some salt. And monching into a beautiful red tomatt. (Books with a tomato theme, in some way, shape or form…and books that have an opinion on Pagebound’s Tomato War)

Queer books that deal in one way or another with Christianity. Angels, demons, churches, religious trauma - it's all in here! Many stories lean horror and/or erotic 🔞

Recommendations welcome!

✦ I have not read all of these books - if you notice anything that seems to be mis-labeled/mis-placed on this list, please let me know! ✦

these authors are def bringing it with their “hear me out”s

pls find a selection of ours below:

@alexz - Foghorn Leghorn @maomi - Entei from Pokémon @whippedstitchreads - that busty ass tree from The Last Unicorn @vasilissa - Thursday @erintripsey - Gill from Finding Nemo @kittygoons - Marlin from Finding Nemo @patricia.is.booked - Kovu from The Lion King II @valouz - Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean

always taking suggestions and feel free to share your hear me out in the comments.

why choose or multiple people spicy scenes because why should we choose when we can have it all? 😏😏

do you remember The Wiggles song “Fruit Salad”? or maybe “I Like to Eat Apples and Bananas”? what about any song from Veggietales like “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything”?

this list is freshly harvested and full of books with (specifically) fruits and veggies in the title or on the cover 🌶️🥭🍒🍋🫑🥕🍓🍑🥝🫐🍇🥒

some are more appropriate than others 😈

as always, please feel free to suggest any books I missed!

when your food wants to fuck.

if you can eats it, it goes on the list

For my whychoose/reverse harem lovers. No choosing required, you can love them all!

inspired by and to assist with the Food Pyramid prompt for version 3.0 of the Hardest Reading Challenge You'll Ever Do, pls find on this list books with different kinds of food on the cover that fit into the food pyramid.