Dirty Dendrophiles
When tree lovers get loved back by the objects of their affection. These smutty selections include tree shifters, dryads, puppets, doors, and more! As long as it's made of wood, we're good.
created by acloudofbats
last updated February, 2026
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maomi you make me laugh every day.
every day i get closer to becoming a true clown 🤩🤩
She's SAT.
i’m sat and encouraging others to join us
I feel like this is something you found a long time ago and have been waiting for an appropriate time to use it. If so, I'm honored, and if not, I'm gonna pretend I'm right anyway.
UR RIGHT LMAO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO USE IT FOR SO LONG
I'm so glad to be the one to have given you the opportunity!
Making the switch from lumberjack to lumberjunk.
oh noooooo I'm dead, that was so good 😭
Taken by the jungle… Like a whole jungle or just one giant tree? 🌴
We'll have to read it to find out!
I loved I Married a Dryad! That whole series is great!
Also if you want some more👀 Railing the Railing, Coaxed by the Copyright Page, Taken by my TBR Went paper cuz, you know, comes from trees. So do others apparently.
RAILING THE RAILING thats so good 😂
I've been wanting to get into that series! I love that it has so many lesser-used monsters.
I think the incubus are my fav, their planet is so interesting!
Yet another list I didn’t know I needed 🙂↕️
So glad to be of service. 🖤
oh I’ve got one for you!!! the last thrall of Asgard, he fucks Yggdrasil the tree 🤭
That book just went from a maybe to a must-read for me. 👀
the first book, the last courtesan of Olympus, was good too, but I enjoyed the Norse pantheon a lot. The next book is about the Egyptian gods 🙂↕️
👀 - my actual irl reaction. I was very into Egyptian gods as a child and that's probably gonna be one wild ride.
idk when it comes out but consider me so sat 🪑
There’s also Viridios by L.A. Holloway (alien tree daddy) 😈
That pushes so many buttonsssssssss 😩
Also, this list got 16 likes in like half an hour 😂 the people of Pagebound want that Tree D™️, honey!
I knowwww! It's tickling me so much that all these lovely freaks are finding the gift I laid out for them. 🙂↕️
