reading, by the slice
imo the best pizza is pepperoni, pineapple and pancetta. i said what i said.
always taking suggestions for books about pizza.
created by alexz
last updated March, 2026
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SENTIENT DEEP DISH PIZZA DID WHAT NOW)
By two time hugo award nominee, btw. Chuck Tingle thank you for existing š
Edit: sorry, two time Hugo Award finalist
I've never read a single Tingle but this Pizza shenanigans might persuade me for the laughs
Me neither! I myself am going to read my first Tingle soon, the masterpiece Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real with Faatimah šā āļøšāāļø
Oh my gosh I'll need to hear the thoughts from both of you because I'm realising I may have to become a Tingle fan
We always have space for one more in the buddy read, if you want! Tingle Season is arriving šāāļøšāāļø
alexzOP
itāll pound you in the butt in 15 minutes or itās free!
This comment made me lose my shit for about 20 seconds
Pound the dude in the butt?
I will say that even though Iām asexual and have never read any of the Tinglers I do have a deep sense of admiration for them
they have some ace ones in there too! Tingle is very versatile ā¤ļø
alexzOP
this. 100%.
Yeah Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real and Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Someone Else's Doubt In My Place On The Autism Spectrum Because Denying Someone's Personal Journey And Identity Like That Is Incredibly Rude So No Thanks have been on my radar my unfortunatly I do not have much money and I donāt see my library buying these in the near future
my personal fave combo is pineapple, jalapeƱos and hot honey š
alexzOP
that sounds delicious! sweet & spicy, how very erin!
This is so tragic I can't eat jalapeƱos but this sounds like the most delicious thing in the world (I fooled myself into thinking I could eat jalapeƱos for years. Nope. Only got worse and worse). Maybe I could substitute out the jalapeƱos with sundried tomatoes? The hot honey should be fine because I can handle other spicy
oh no :( what about green bell pepper? still get that pepper taste without the spice?
I DO love a good bell pepper, red and yellow are my my favourite so roasted bell pepper could work š¤
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You're so right. It's actually so delicious, and Hawaiian pizza is one of my faves! Everyone against pineapple on pizza needs to understand they're in denial š heheh
I love this list and I support your pizza choices. I love pepperoni and pineapple, and pancetta sounds like the perfect addition!!
alexzOP
thank you for your support in my time of need!
