Something’s wrong with the horses

Fantasy novels where the horses are not right.

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created by LeafDragon

last updated January, 2026

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Little Thieves by Margaret Owen (another goose girl retelling for the list)

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Hehehe love. Would My Lady Jane work here?

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I’m unfamiliar with the book, what’s up with its horses?

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It is kind of a spoiler but man is a horse by night

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Hmm I’ll have to think about this, I think I was leaning a little more uncanny than that. But I am super intrigued by the book now, going to be checking that out… 👀

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Oh! I have one! A Sorceress Comes to Call by T. Kingfisher That horse pissed me off

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This is such a good rec for this list!!

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Although that was just one horse

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That counts too, good call!! 😆

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That’s a pretty horrible horse, it counts! 😆

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Omg how did I not know about this one?? Straight to my TBR!

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Fascinating subject for a list! Especially since horses aren't even real.

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Excellent deep cut 🚫🐎

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Suggesting A Sorceress Comes to Call!

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I can’t believe this wasn’t top of mind, that horse was very wrong

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In so many ways 😳

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oh this RULES

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This is a whole convo and running gag in Little Thieves by Margaret Owen 😂 Don't trust the horses. It's always the horses 🐎

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👀 adds to interested pile

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Behooved maybe since it’s about a guy that turns into a horse every night?

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I think I might be going a little more “bizarre and uncanny” with this list, but I did hear about that one and I like the premise!

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oh the horse girl in my heart is loving this

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I love a niche book list. And I love the people that make them haha 🫶

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Thank you, thank you 😊 I will be sure to keep making lists right before bedtime when the inspiration always strikes 😅

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Idk if the horse has to be evil, but without spoilers, the horse in The Everlasting is definitely a little off haha

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The Chapel at Enders Ridge has a vampire horse 👀

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Yesss, that’s going on both the tbr and the list. Vampire horses are definitely not right 😆

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I don’t know if this counts, but the real MVP of my dark medieval romantasy, The Godslayer, is Barra the kelpie! Eats everything in sight 😅

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