Next level swordcrossing ⚔️

When they fit two 🍆 into one 🕳️ because one is just not enough 🥴 and no I'm not talking 🍑and 🐱 at the same time (there might be some ✊ included 🤭).

No actual swords were used.

This list includes MF, MMF, MFM, why choose, polyamory, and creative anatomy.

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created by lifebetweenthepages

last updated January, 2026

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Additions to the list are welcome, very much appreciated even 🤭👀✍️.

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Cruel Seduction by Katee Robert

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Ooh, good one. I'm surprised Katee Robert doesn't have more with this kink included 🤔.

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Just remembered another one that fits this list: Double Play by CL Rose

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That's a new one to me 👀✍️ thank you!

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The exact right mood for the occasion 🤭.

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I’m reading Jumping the Shark and he has two peens 🥵

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There's a few of those on the list were he happens to stuff those two 🍆 in one 🕳️ 🤭 let me know if that one qualifies 👀.

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🫡 on it

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can confirm, both 🍆 go in one 🕳️ 🙂‍↕️

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Omg my flabbers are gasted 😳😳😳 Don‘t mind me quickly bookmarking this list… for research purposes… ✍️👀

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I couldn't find a list on the subject so I figured I might as well make it 🙌. Fell into this trope/kink with sugar daddies by Jillian West, also for research purposes of course, and lets just say I've been searching for more like it ever since 🤭.

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I mean it is a very interesting research topic 🤭 So far I only knew this trope from fanfics, but I do have a couple books on here on my TBR (sugar daddies included). So thank you for your dedicated research 🫡💗🤭

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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That's what she said 🤭 (sorry couldn't resist 😂).

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or maybe let’s go fucking would work better here hehehehe😈😈

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Just 7% overlap, I need to change that!! If I remember correctly, this also happens in Pucking Around by Emily Rath.

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Definitely some room left there then for a few more to wiggle in onto the tbr 🤭 will look that one up! Love me a good sports romance ^^.

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I swear everyone decided to make horny lists today and i am here saving every single one of em 🫡😂🥵

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I know right 😂 Something seems to be in the air today 🤭🥵

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Right?! hahaha what a way to start the new year

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I am SAT. Bring on the horny, spicy lists of all varieties.

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Same 😂🫠 and you know new year, new goals 🤷‍♀️🤭.

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Thank you for this tho, it has made my day bc I now have new books to read ❤️🫡

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Just what I needed. I've read some of these and ggggiiiirrrrllll I needed more. Happy to have seen this first thing when popping on here. Time to add some more to this month must get to lol.

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Happy to deliver 🤭. Sometimes you hit a favorite and you're forever on a quest to find something like it (I still need more too 🫠).

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That's how i felt with this one book and i have yet to find something that scratched that itch the same way again lol

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Right? Which one was it for you? If you don't mind me asking ^^.

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If you read it i will say i read for vibes and not writing style or anything like that. I rate on how i enjoyed it lol. Bound to the Pack by L.V. Lane

A few tags from it are; age gap, omegaverse, historical, shifters, i can't remember if its poly or rh with sword crossing, fated mates, and breeding ( i believe in a primal way and not kink way)

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Oh, I've read LV Lane before ^^ it's definitely a vibe 🤭. Sometimes that's just what you need ^^. I don’t think I've ever read something like it but more plot to it 🤔.

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Yes, yes, yes! 📝

I’ve read several of these but definitely needed more inspiration, since reality is kinda ass right now.

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As a spoony recovering from the holidays, I can say things being ass is exactly what fueled this list ^^’. Hoping I brings some welcome distraction 💛.

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