Well, you have options

Book titles that represent reasons you might go to the doctor, what you might say to each other, or what treatments might be offered to cure your ailments. It's up to you to decide what is what😉

(This is not a commentary on these books or authors! The focus of this list is purely on the titles---but if you find a favorite new read here, I'd love to know🤭)

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created by Loyaute

last updated August, 2026

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wait this concept is so cool you're so smart!!!

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Hehe thanks rui🤭 I feel like I don't make many lists so I've been trying to have more fun with them!

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yess i'd love to see what you come up with next!!

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I hope I'm getting the vibes right, I have a few suggestions! Hallucinations by Oliver Sacks, Fear and Trembling by Søren Kierkegaard, Hunchback by Saou Ichikawa, No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai, and finally I Have no Mouth & I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison Such an odd and unique list /pos 😊

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Definitely the right vibes, thank you!!

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whoever this doctor is must think they’re so funny. (they are) 🤭

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Dr. Funny Bone🩺

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one prescription for laughter, please !

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This is such a cool and creative list omg?? Your mind!💕💕

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Inspired by seeing @deathprobably add Venomous Lumpsucker to their library lmao (is it weird that my brain immediately went to disease and doctors? Cuz I actually have no idea what that book is abt LOL)

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Oops I missed the edited part. I am in no position to judge you bc my mind immediately went down the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 road🙂‍↔️

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That's... quite the title😌

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Which doctor is suggesting beheading? So I can stay far away. 😭

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Perhaps you're going to the doctor because you played a beheading game and the doctor is suggesting that you rest and be thankful🤭

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this is so fun i’m giggling scrolling through it

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Hehe that was the goal🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Holes is cracking me up 😂 this is such a fun one. may i suggest: Stoner

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Yes you may!!!✍️

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I think Yellowface might fit here?

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Oh yes perfect!!

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Clever clever clever!!

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Love seeing this list grow! It's so diverse too 🤩

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Case in point LMAO screenshot of main feed showing this list below an activity card featuring a book titled "we'll prescribe you a cat"

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Lmao perfect!

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I keep seeing new stuff in my feed and I'm like "ohoho I know where that belongs☝️"

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oooo this is so fun!!

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When inspiration strikes...go to the doctor?

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This is such a galaxy brained idea, Archer!

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Haha thanks Celine!🌌🧠

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Wah this is so creative and fun!!!😆

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Another banger from loyaute 🙂‍↕️

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A brilliant and creative list! Love it!

A few suggestions, if you want them :) (which I largely found by searching for the words around the vibes I have constantly had from doctors in my decades experience lol - it's clearly all been great!)

Pretty Little Liars - Sara Shepherd Big Girls Don't Cry - Donna Hill *"You Just Need to Lose Weight" (And 19 Other Myths About Fat People) * - Aubrey Gordon Drama Queen (One Autistic Woman and a Life of Unhelpful Labels) - Sara Gibbs It's All in Your Head - Sabina Nordqvist *Stop Whining, Start Living" - Laura Schlesaingger (Can I rate this zero stars without reading it and simply for existing?! 🤯)

Heck if I can currently find one that sums up "you are not white cis-male, and claim to be in pain, therefore you must be a drug seeker", though. That's a classic!!

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These are perfect!!😂👌

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Yay! 🎉

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This is such a fun list! I have some more suggestions from books I'm interested in. :) Deep Cuts by Holly Brickley She Comes First by Ian Kerner In Order to Live by Yeonmi Park Hope these fit 😌

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Yessss perfect thank you🙂‍↕️😋

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Genius!!

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Maybe Razorblade Tears, Goodbye Vitamin, The Burnout, You Can’t Stay Here Forever, and Excuse Me While I Ugly Cry? 😅

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Thanks!!😁

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Such a fun list omg what a creative genius you must be to come up with this Loyaute!! Pls make more lists im sat🪑

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