this list is not to be confused with mastication
self care romance books in all forms: mutual, solo, IRL, video call, phone, overhearing, walking in on, public space, etc etc.
if you hate the word ‘masturbation’, try: flicking the bean, jerking off, finger banging, rub one out, beat the meat, dj the vj, wanking, jerkin the gherkin, fapping; we can go on for days. whatever you call it, i just hope you reach climax ⛰️ toys encouraged but a hand (or two or three or-) will do just fine.
🫵 𝑔𝑜 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻! 🫵 😇 gladly 😇
created by burntsunflowers
last updated January, 2026
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kittytornado asked for a self care list so a self care list is what they shall get 🙇♀️
I am so very honoured!!
164 books?! Watch me throw out my existing TBR.
Burntsunflowers you've truly outdone yourself!!
i was honestly not expecting this many but i guess romance authors love when people please themselves 😇😇😇
we can make requests?!?!?!!?!
step into my office
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how can i be of service ?
about to skim your lists to make sure i am not duplicating requests 🫣 (also i am clearing out my PB notifs for the new year to start fresh bc i have like 500 & i somehow missed this reply to comment from EIGHT WEEKS AGO OH MY GOD)
i look forward to what your mind comes up with 🧠💬
can’t wait to get notification filters, it’s going to help SO MUCH
and for those that didnt get it, the torch emoji is meant to represent a fleshlight and other toys alike 🙂↕️ have fun y’all
I've been so inactive that I missed a lot of your legendary lists 💔💔💔💔
the beauty of PB with no timestamps!!!! we missed you 💕
Idk if it's a trope, but I've read it a few times, where one character tells the other to "show me how you make yourself c*m". 🫣 Love that 🌶️
LOVE ! IT !
YOU again! 🫵 Do you never sleep?! (Love you btw, the list goes to the tbr immediately)
HHAHHAHAHA unfortunately i have to sleep to be able to mentally face my corporate job 😤 but alas, i will continue to try and contribute to the PB community 🎨
There’s a scene in Bourbon and Lies where he enjoys himself while imagining her. And she heard him 🤭
forgot about that one! thank you!!!
Legend. 🥂🍾✨
1% overlap?? I'm ashamed. That needs to be fixed immediately!!
oh noooooooooooooooo
NO IM SORRY EARL OF LEMONGRAB!! DON'T TURN ME INTO A LEMON!!
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food orgasms are bringing me back to 2014 tumblr LOL
Whaaat? I didn’t see that trend. 😂
bangs on the door SLAP SHOT SLAP SHOT SLAP SHOT
looks through peephole accepted
I submit as tribute Mine by Clio Evans. Hot ass audio as well as solo mastication and dual phone directions
beautiful. i really want to delve into clio evans titles this year 🙇♀️
They have a good variety of books from small town contemporary to steampunk demons
