Hot Under the Collar
We all know what kind of freakishness those too-tight collars are really holding in, the depths of depravity lurking underneath those flowing robes. These books prove our theories, with enough extra creativity to make us blush and sweat.
Clergy capers, nun naughtiness, pegged priests, creative uses of crucifixes, sanctimonious smut.
Not limited to Catholic blasphemy.
created by acloudofbats
last updated March, 2026
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You know what pissing me off? I went to a catholic school and there were no hot priests. 😤
This list deserves all the church cookies. A++
See that's the actual blasphemy. If you're gonna be subjected to Catholic school, it should be mandatory that all priests and nuns at the VERY least be smokin' hot.
RIGHT?! It was already terrible they put us in skirts and made us wore ties, AT LEAST GIVE ME SOMETHING PRETTY TO LOOK AT!
Is there a quest like this one but for nuns???
And whether it exists already or someone is now inspired, I expect a “habit” pun.
Not that I'm aware of! But there's no telling what people will make in the future. 😈
you made this list for me, didn’t you?
It's definitely a response to your Father Figure list. I had a shelf of some of these books waiting to find friends too.😈
Dirty Priest by Samantha Barrett 😋
Added, thank you!
I'm sorry, Pounded by Produce is actually about vegetable priests?! Incredible. 
I'm so glad my smutty list is what enlightened you. 🥒🍅
My local bookstore had it displayed for a while but I always assumed it was like a Veggie Tales thing. Wait... wait that show is about the Bible, isn't it? Ohhh, I'm having a brain moment. Thank you for this enlightenment, yes. 🙂↕️🥒
It is Veggie Tales smut! lmao
Got a couple delicious recs! 🙏🏾 • He Who Bleeds by Dorian Valentine • Defiled by Jade Lane & Em Jay
Added both of these, thank you! That cover for He Who Bleeds is tempting me.
The cover is delectable and makes the book’s innards even hotter 🥵
hehehe innards. I dunno why that tickled me in this context.
