Next level swordcrossing ⚔️

When they fit two 🍆 into one 🕳️ because one is just not enough 🥴 and no I'm not talking 🍑and 🐱 at the same time (there might be some ✊ included 🤭).

No actual swords were used.

This list includes MF, MMF, MFM, why choose, polyamory, and creative anatomy.

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created by lifebetweenthepages

last updated January, 2026

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Omg my flabbers are gasted 😳😳😳 Don‘t mind me quickly bookmarking this list… for research purposes… ✍️👀

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I couldn't find a list on the subject so I figured I might as well make it 🙌. Fell into this trope/kink with sugar daddies by Jillian West, also for research purposes of course, and lets just say I've been searching for more like it ever since 🤭.

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I mean it is a very interesting research topic 🤭 So far I only knew this trope from fanfics, but I do have a couple books on here on my TBR (sugar daddies included). So thank you for your dedicated research 🫡💗🤭

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I was just going to say I’m 11 books in on Jillian West and there have been so many examples of this! It’s most of them right? I should have started noting which ones for this list. Definitely in When She Needs Them Most which I just finished.

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Sugar Daddies is by Jade West (my mistake, I keep mixing them up), but thank you for letting us know! Jillian West is all omegaverse right?

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Oh yes, haha I saw Jillian West but you’re right Sugar Daddies is not one of hers. Yes, all Omegaverse that I’ve read so far. Lots of this trope. You have one on the list already- the aptly named “All In” 🫣. I’ll keep reporting back as I finish the series.

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Noted 👀✍️. The author definitely knew what she was doing there 😂. More are always welcome 🤭.

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The exact right mood for the occasion 🤭.

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I’m reading Jumping the Shark and he has two peens 🥵

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There's a few of those on the list were he happens to stuff those two 🍆 in one 🕳️ 🤭 let me know if that one qualifies 👀.

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🫡 on it

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can confirm, both 🍆 go in one 🕳️ 🙂‍↕️

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Noted ✍️🤭

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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That's what she said 🤭 (sorry couldn't resist 😂).

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or maybe let’s go fucking would work better here hehehehe😈😈

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I swear everyone decided to make horny lists today and i am here saving every single one of em 🫡😂🥵

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I know right 😂 Something seems to be in the air today 🤭🥵

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Right?! hahaha what a way to start the new year

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I am SAT. Bring on the horny, spicy lists of all varieties.

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Same 😂🫠 and you know new year, new goals 🤷‍♀️🤭.

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Thank you for this tho, it has made my day bc I now have new books to read ❤️🫡

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Just 7% overlap, I need to change that!! If I remember correctly, this also happens in Pucking Around by Emily Rath.

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Definitely some room left there then for a few more to wiggle in onto the tbr 🤭 will look that one up! Love me a good sports romance ^^.

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"and creative anatomy" saving the best for last I see.

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🤭 it really is the crown to the trope isn't it?

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Additions to the list are welcome, very much appreciated even 🤭👀✍️.

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Cruel Seduction by Katee Robert

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Ooh, good one. I'm surprised Katee Robert doesn't have more with this kink included 🤔.

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Just remembered another one that fits this list: Double Play by CL Rose

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That's a new one to me 👀✍️ thank you!

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Just what I needed. I've read some of these and ggggiiiirrrrllll I needed more. Happy to have seen this first thing when popping on here. Time to add some more to this month must get to lol.

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Happy to deliver 🤭. Sometimes you hit a favorite and you're forever on a quest to find something like it (I still need more too 🫠).

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That's how i felt with this one book and i have yet to find something that scratched that itch the same way again lol

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Right? Which one was it for you? If you don't mind me asking ^^.

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If you read it i will say i read for vibes and not writing style or anything like that. I rate on how i enjoyed it lol. Bound to the Pack by L.V. Lane

A few tags from it are; age gap, omegaverse, historical, shifters, i can't remember if its poly or rh with sword crossing, fated mates, and breeding ( i believe in a primal way and not kink way)

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Oh, I've read LV Lane before ^^ it's definitely a vibe 🤭. Sometimes that's just what you need ^^. I don’t think I've ever read something like it but more plot to it 🤔.

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Yes, yes, yes! 📝

I’ve read several of these but definitely needed more inspiration, since reality is kinda ass right now.

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As a spoony recovering from the holidays, I can say things being ass is exactly what fueled this list ^^’. Hoping I brings some welcome distraction 💛.

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