I can’t believe it’s not lube!
I thought I'd slide in here with my first list. This is for substances not labeled specifically for sexual lubrication. Think butter, blood, coffee syrup, sewing machine oil. Desperate times! 🧈🍯🩸 I’ve included coconut oil mentions, even though that’s pretty standard lube. I’ve omitted spit. Recs welcome!
created by readalena
last updated March, 2026
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I really hope it's blood as in menstrual blood... Pls let it be menstrual blood, pls pls
I haven't read Psycho by Onley James but given it's mm, I'm guessing not 🫢😏🤨
OH!
I read it, and it is definitely not 😏 the other Clausrophilia is also MM 🫣
Sorry to destroy your hope!
Olive oil -Demons Do it Better by Louisa Masters -Claustrophilia by Ezra Blake -Mad Man by Onley James -His Sex Therapist book 2 by Jamie Kassel -Boss Daddy’s Knots by Anna Wineheart -His Kind of Love by Kate Hawthorne -The Baker’s Forced Breading by Anna Wineheart -Never Will I Ever by CE Ricci
Butter -Nailed by K.M. Neuhold -Fall on Your Knees by J.A. Rock
Vanilla coffee syrup -Damaged by Onley James
Blood -Psycho by Onley James -Claustrophilia by Ezra Blake (probably)
Sewing machine oil -Mad Man by Onley James (this is coconut oil in disguise)
Crisco -Down My Chimney by Spencer Spears
Banana -Ripe & Ready by Eliot Kyle
Anointing Oil -Priest by Sierra Simone
tin of undefined cooking lube…er fat -Rainsquall by Penny Moss
Mud -Bound to Two Bears by Kelex
Why does the vanilla coffee syrup sound like the most uncomfortable one? Sticky and gross to touch... eugh
It definitely had some friction issues 😬
shit sign me up i guess
Alternate title: Literally BEGGING for a yeast infection. This is unhinged in the best way.
omg this reminds me of a girl ive met that told me the craziest story about a roommate of hers who was stealing and finishing all her extra virgin olive oil - and he didnt even cook. turns out he did sex work
We love a resourceful entrepreneur.
Not the EVOO, not in this economy! 😩
i know right? thats criminal
Right?! Water based lube would legit be cheaper 😭
I laughed so hard at this, because, true.
what a . concerning list of items. (saves anyway)
Just imagining the potential badge if this was made into a quest 🙂↕️🙂↕️
'Extra virgin olive oil' was used in this one The Baker's Forced Breading by Anna Wineheart
And I forot the title of the banana book, I need to look it up
Found it: Ripe & Ready by Elliot Kyle
I think I need to drop everything I’m currently doing to read about a banana.
Glad you enjoyed it
I admit I was not prepared to take it serious, very pleasantly surprised!
consider me intrigued
and in which of these will i find the butter? asking for a friend.
Nailed by K.M. Neuhold I need to narrow down the other.
Coffee syrup??? 😱 Blood??? What? I'm honestly more shocked by that than I'm by butter or oil options (except sewing machine oil bc wtf)
There is a kink for everyone!
MUD!! FREAKING MUD!
