Dirty Dendrophiles
When tree lovers get loved back by the objects of their affection. These smutty selections include tree shifters, dryads, puppets, doors, and more! As long as it's made of wood, we're good.
created by acloudofbats
last updated August, 2026
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So happy this came across my feed (again)!! I HAVE SOME JUICY RECS 😈 🌳 Dryad, Try Again by CD Rachels Guarded by the Leshy by Cara Wylde 🪵 From Thok, With Love by Susan Trombley 🌲Their Sunflower Girl by Amelia Lascaux 🌴Alluvial by Amanda Milo
Added all of these, thank youuuuuuuu! and lmao at having a different tree emoji for each one! You're really on-brand with these recs.
maomi you make me laugh every day.
every day i get closer to becoming a true clown 🤩🤩
She's SAT.
i’m sat and encouraging others to join us
I feel like this is something you found a long time ago and have been waiting for an appropriate time to use it. If so, I'm honored, and if not, I'm gonna pretend I'm right anyway.
UR RIGHT LMAO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO USE IT FOR SO LONG
I'm so glad to be the one to have given you the opportunity!
I just saw this gif again and remember how hard I laughed both at seeing it for the first time and at finding out how long you'd been waiting to use it. 😂
Making the switch from lumberjack to lumberjunk.
oh noooooo I'm dead, that was so good 😭
need some Morning Wood™️ to brighten up my day 🪵🪑🌲
I'm reading that one as soon as I'm done with my current smut book + 1 more!
Also this gif is sending me in this context. So many solicited wood pics.
all im thinking rn is, in theory, erectile dysfunction shouldn’t exist in these worlds cause they’re always hard wood. i mean, what
They better be. 😈
Now I feel bad for conifers and all those others considered soft wood 🥺🫣
you know what, you have a point. my apologies to softies everywhere
Taken by the jungle… Like a whole jungle or just one giant tree? 🌴
We'll have to read it to find out!
Also, this list got 16 likes in like half an hour 😂 the people of Pagebound want that Tree D™️, honey!
I knowwww! It's tickling me so much that all these lovely freaks are finding the gift I laid out for them. 🙂↕️
you get a tree-fucker book! and you get a tree-fucker book! and you get a tree-fucker book!
🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
I loved I Married a Dryad! That whole series is great!
Also if you want some more👀 Railing the Railing, Coaxed by the Copyright Page, Taken by my TBR Went paper cuz, you know, comes from trees. So do others apparently.
RAILING THE RAILING thats so good 😂
I've been wanting to get into that series! I love that it has so many lesser-used monsters.
I think the incubus are my fav, their planet is so interesting!
These are too silly not to add lol. They also thematically fit! Almost missed your last suggestions for some reason, dunno if I was skimming (which I try not to do) or if they were edited in. 👀
I had a last minute edit because something went wonky as I was posting 😂
oh I’ve got one for you!!! the last thrall of Asgard, he fucks Yggdrasil the tree 🤭
That book just went from a maybe to a must-read for me. 👀
the first book, the last courtesan of Olympus, was good too, but I enjoyed the Norse pantheon a lot. The next book is about the Egyptian gods 🙂↕️
👀 - my actual irl reaction. I was very into Egyptian gods as a child and that's probably gonna be one wild ride.
idk when it comes out but consider me so sat 🪑
1930s animation is bringing the level of freak that this list requires. Thank you for your contribution!
This list is giving me Wicker man vibes
I won't be surprised if some actual man-made-of-wicker monster romances start coming out shortly after the movie.
There’s also Viridios by L.A. Holloway (alien tree daddy) 😈
That pushes so many buttonsssssssss 😩
Yet another list I didn’t know I needed 🙂↕️
So glad to be of service. 🖤
i didn’t even seek this one out, i stg it found me! 🔗Beneath The Desert Bloom
Oh wow and a yucca man at that? We're being blessed by the smut gods today! This is clearly karma for all the weirdness you've been flying through lately.
there’s something in the air… i picked up a tree book without knowing it - Captured Prey by Reno R Mist features a leshy.
Oooh another gift from the universe! I would never expect anything other than mafia romance or romantasy based on that cover.
